business porn

creating shiny and powerful reporting for management that translates complex information into easily comprehensible and colourful charts and pictures
"Hey, that Kibana dashboard geolocation map would make great business porn"
by Alice Turing April 24, 2017
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.business

When something goes just as or better than planned. Another way to say “Dope”
“Did you ask for the snap?”
“I got the snap and the number.”
“.business”
by Kokonut3102 November 06, 2017
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associate business analyst

person who is awesome at everything but being too humble keep his designation low profile "associate"
Thomas likes being Dan Bilzerian ,he can never be a good associate business analyst.. such a carefree lad.
by pseudoBA May 24, 2018
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Love is a Business

When you manage your relationship or love life like it’s a business.
Love is a Business, but you can’t expect full-time benefits when you treat it like a part-time job.

Love is a Business! When you sign a pre-nup, it’s not that you’re planning for a divorce, you’re managing the emotions and assets while you’re in a good headspace.
by Love Manager February 28, 2019
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biddy business

Silly behaviour based on getting old. Falling over “, general aches and pains such as a bad back, gout and depleted liver.
Tammy fell over and broke her toe nail off , total biddy business!
by O_Loves August 17, 2019
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Business Tourette's

When you’re at a meeting and someone constantly nods their head in agreement and spits out nonsense sayings like “right” “for sure” “I agree” “In my experience” and overly responds to humerus comments to help make themselves relevant when they add no value.
I’m so tired of listening to her dumb ass, business Tourette's comments in that meeting.
by Karl Magnum May 18, 2021
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Business Phone

When in the stage of talking on snapchat with 20 or more girls your phone is classified as the term Business Phone. Just snapping and not trying to get anywhere but merely sending pictures of your face back and forth is not a Business Phone. Your end goal most of the time is to get as much sex from different girls as possible (Annino method). In some cases you are narrowing down the possibility to who you want to date (Leavitt method).

What is the talking stage?

The talking stage is when both parties are interested in each other they have gone on a date or two, and yet they both still want to explore their options before picking theirs.

Both methods use the talking stage in different ways.

The Leavitt Method uses it as getting to know the girl and flirt and see how she responds and the male wants to pursue a future with them.

The Annino Method used it as a way to make the girl feel safe and then she opens up and soon enough the male has gotten his dick wet and they aren’t even in a relationship.

WARNING: The Business Phone is a cruel business and not meant for the mental stability of some people.

saying this for legal reasons.

I do not condone anyone trying what is said in this definition.
Jarret has girls at his house every night. I heard his Business Phone is bigger than 100 girls
by Patrick McMurphy August 12, 2021
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