A complete and utter unit of a human being. This man will steal your girl in a heartbeat. He spends his time meditating underwater while listening to Taylor Swift's album Red. His penis is so small that you must get a microscopic magnifying glass to look through under a microscope. Although he is a unit, he is worthless as a mate because you will never find his penis. Manages to get friend zoned by every female specimen he comes into contact with. ESPECIALLY church girls.
by HoffDaddyWeaverBeaver March 2, 2020
Get the Brooksmug. by B8262 November 5, 2019
Get the Brookmug. by AngelAKattt April 16, 2022
Get the Brookemug. She's a band kid, if you cross paths with her DO NOT MAKE HER ANGRY,she and her friends will sacrifice you to the brass gods
Brooke what the heck?!
by Eat_the_wheat October 27, 2019
Get the Brookemug. Brooke is a very kind person. She puts others before her, in most cases. Sometimes she wants to be popular, so she'll ditch you for a new friend group, but don't worry, she'll come running back. She's had some past incidents recalling her parents reading her things, and it's made her very sensitive. She acts very happy, but if you know her, you'll find she hides her feelings. She hates texting first, because she feels she'll annoy people. She should know she won't. She hates the pleading face emoji, and will block you if you use it. She's managed to get lots of guys to like her, and even a couple girls. Brooke's best friend is super cool, pretty, and awesome. Brooke is kind of depressed, but don't worry, she still is fun to hang out with. Brooke is a very good friend, and you should keep her around.
A: hey, i like you
Brooke: i do too
(proceed to have awkward friendship)
Brooke: ima ditch u!!! byeee
Brooke: heyy
H: heyy
Brooke: so there's this cool girl, ima go hang with her, wanna join?
H: uh, sure.
Brooke: actually, nvm, she's so much cooler than u, ima ditch u, byeeee
B: I NEED HELP
H: ok.
B: we're friends again.
H: ok.
B: and now we're bffs, don't worry. I probably will ditch u again. :)
Brooke: i do too
(proceed to have awkward friendship)
Brooke: ima ditch u!!! byeee
Brooke: heyy
H: heyy
Brooke: so there's this cool girl, ima go hang with her, wanna join?
H: uh, sure.
Brooke: actually, nvm, she's so much cooler than u, ima ditch u, byeeee
B: I NEED HELP
H: ok.
B: we're friends again.
H: ok.
B: and now we're bffs, don't worry. I probably will ditch u again. :)
by taylorswiftyayaya February 1, 2021
Get the Brookemug. by I love gray Dolan May 6, 2018
Get the brooke taylormug. 