A Twilight Boner is what happens when an obsessed Twilight fan boy or girl sees/hears/reads anything that has to do with the Twilight series.
"Today I saw the New Moon preview and totally got a Twilight Boner."
"I got the biggest Twilight Boner when I heard that the Twilight stars were going to be at the mall signing autographs!"
"I got the biggest Twilight Boner when I heard that the Twilight stars were going to be at the mall signing autographs!"
by Dumbwhiteperson July 2, 2009
Get the Twilight Boner mug.Expressions or actions performed that causes your boner to go into "shock" or go back into the flaccid stage.
That girl gave me boner shock when right before sex she said "I always forgets to take my birth control."
by MR. B3NNY December 11, 2010
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by Boxx Cutta October 17, 2008
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Charles and Francois kept saying, "Zut! Alors!!" every time they played Boner Tag when Double Teaming Big Ass Marie. The noise in that room was totally deafening.
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Get the boner mug.“And that is a boner on my part, when I was your age, I made some huge boners. Boners that i wish i could get back now.”
“I don’t think he knows what boner means.”
“I don’t think he knows what boner means.”
by MeAndTheBoysDrinkingBEANS December 21, 2021
Get the Boner mug.When one is performing on stage, or is really nervous and pops a boner. Most likely when it is ones first time on stage. Just to be safe, make sure you always wear a cup and compression boxers to prevent this terrible predicament.
That was Joe's first time on stage, and he popped a performers boner, and now is the laughing stock of the school.
by Pseudonym Anon November 3, 2009
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