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tug boat to spain

a sexual act in witch a female preforms a hand job while using the males own poop as lubricant.
yo me and maria are going on a tug boat to Spain tomorrow!
by guy oriely February 20, 2011
mugGet the tug boat to spainmug.

Mariel Boat Ride

When a girl rides your face and smokes a cigar with her pussy while you eat her ass.
I don’t know what Scarface was complaining about, I got a Mariel Boat Ride last night and it was awesome!”
by Gaysofthunder69 January 25, 2020
mugGet the Mariel Boat Ridemug.

I broke ma boat

'I broke ma boat' is gibberish that flows from the mouth whilst eating cookies when a person tries to say 'Look, theres the hat'.

Other variations include:
'I bwoak ma but'
'I boak ma boat'
'A buk ma but'

(It is refered to as 'I broke ma boat' because it is the only possible sentance that makes sense'
Person 1: I like cookies. (Begins eating)
Person 2: Well duh, you just bought them.
Person 1 (while pointing): I BROKE MA BOAT!
Person 2: What?
Person 1 (after swallowing): Look, theres the hat!
Person2: So it is.
by met388 August 19, 2009
mugGet the I broke ma boatmug.

whatever floats your boat

(Idiom) What you do is your choice
You can go for the hot chick, or you can try and get a new car from that fat chick by eating her out, whatever floats your boat.
by Gumba Gumba May 17, 2004
mugGet the whatever floats your boatmug.

Glass-Bottom Steam Boat

The act of placing cellophane over your partner's mouth, then deficating on the celophane. Your partner then takes your feces into his/her mouth and tongues it through the celophane.
I used'd up all of the saran wrap last night givin' mah bitch a glass-bottom steam boat fo' her birfday
by VanMan423 July 10, 2003
mugGet the Glass-Bottom Steam Boatmug.

big bang boat revolution

A set of events, usually beginning with a brilliant idea, that causes excitement, then chaotic tempest, and culminates with an end-product that is better than anyone ever imagined.
A director shouts on set: "Listen people, we're in the middle of a big bang boat revolution here! Quitting is not an option!"
by Katy M. September 16, 2008
mugGet the big bang boat revolutionmug.

last man on the life boat

One of the more difficult "trick" shitting to pull off. requires a bit of planning..layer a few pieces of TP and see how many mini deuces you can land in her before it sinks to the bottom of the komode.

bonus points if you can keep it boyant with 5+ nuggets on board. "women and children first!"
"we need more 2 ply i can't keep the last man on the life boat. this charmin is bullshit!"
by thenoblesock January 28, 2008
mugGet the last man on the life boatmug.

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