goldfish ass tuna-faced bitch

"The bitchiest of bitches. Reserved for one who consistently whines, thinks themselves the best, and must be taken down a notch through the use of a sweet-ass insult."

Bro 1: "Hey man, did you see that nerd Tyler? He's always going on about how cool he is and he always yells at everyone."
Bro 2:"Yeah, he's a goldfish ass tuna-faced bitch."
Bro 1: "Woah, dude, I don't know if I would go that far."

by Gold fish ass tuna-faced bitch January 5, 2015

Bitch Fuck Outta My Ass

A phrase that is said in disgust or resentment, usually used when someone you hate asks you to do something.

"Hey, Richard. Can you get me some milk?"
"Bitch fuck outta my ass."

by Ketysk June 7, 2018

Pansy ass cry baby bitch

Someone who gets butthurt easily by an opinion of others(when it doesn’t even target them)even though it’s straight facts.

Damn I can’t believe Urban Dictionary didn’t post my definition I guess the people who read it were being too busy being pansy ass cry baby bitches that they couldn’t handle a honest definition.

by Rach9797 July 29, 2020

Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass

A saying that you use when you, or someone else, are at or just had an all time low moment. The emotional or physical pain is compared to being fucked in the ass. Not only is life treating you unjustifiably bad, it is also going to great lengths of emotional or physical destruction.

Bob: My girlfriend just told me there was someone else. Yesterday, I asked her dad for permission to marry her.
Jim: Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass.

by Dick Pound69 June 9, 2013

fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch

When someone bamboozles you, being bamboozled

When someone makes a fool out of you

Declan: I told you Dave, she sent nudes to five other guys. You owe me five bucks!
Dave: Well Fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch!

Dave: *Hands over a crisp 5 dollar bill

by DirtyDave42069 March 8, 2017

hoe ass yamp [dumb bitch]

a triflin ass woman; a bitch that is not taking care of her shit; a young, stupid, tramp.

Jashawna's been talking about you Stormi.

So what? Fuck that hoe ass yamp dumb bitch.

by MZ>T January 13, 2009

Boss Ass Big Booty Bitch

Someone who is better than you at everything and in every way with the ass of a goddess.

She is a boss ass big booty bitch!

by ebmt April 12, 2014