by luvsbank December 15, 2020

Money in the bank is WWE Paper Per View (PPV) where multiple matches but there is a match where there is a briefcase dangling over the ring and there are 6-8 people who are each trying to climb a ladder and get the briefcase because if you get it you can use it to get a match with any champion to get the title at any place at any time
Person 1. Did you see Money In the Bank yesterday
Person 2. Yeah but im kinda disappointed on who won the briefcase
Person 1. Yeah i didnt want them to win either but hopefully they don't successfully cash in
Person 2. Yeah lets hope
Person 2. Yeah but im kinda disappointed on who won the briefcase
Person 1. Yeah i didnt want them to win either but hopefully they don't successfully cash in
Person 2. Yeah lets hope
by TheRandomGuyForYou July 10, 2023

by Leywhozayher January 1, 2012

A box under your bed filled with dirtier than usual 1's, 5's, and 20's that smell of butt sweat. The money may also appear to glitter from the lotion, glitter, and bodily bodily fluids they picked up during the transaction in which they were acquired.
Porsche was shocked to hear that the lender a picture of the money from her stripper bank as proof of funds to close her transaction.
by Cadmus $ February 21, 2015

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

Someone that for some reason, somehow ended up on this world, after being put on the "rejected sperm" shelf in the spermbank and is now a burden to everyones life.
Dan: "Jesus Christ, Richard, you're a fucking sperm bank reject. The nurses should have thrown your dads sperm out right away instead of putting it on a shelf. You're probably as ugly and brain-damaged as he was."
Richard: "..."
Richard: "..."
by John_is_not_a_homophobe August 17, 2021

by A thousand percent true February 21, 2017
