by Max Donnanoodles August 18, 2016

A bitch made individual. Usually someone who will do anything to suck the life out of you (and not in a good way). Cannot be trusted under any circumstances especially in the dark.
My boss is a fucking african river bat. He messaged me at 11:30 p.m and told me to get back to the office.
Bro John has been such an african river bat lately. Dude just bums my weed and tells me he needs another bowl cause shit is “weak”.
Bro John has been such an african river bat lately. Dude just bums my weed and tells me he needs another bowl cause shit is “weak”.
by GoldTesla June 13, 2024

To Wank or Masturbate
by o3o November 24, 2018

Somebody asked,
"Where that Topo Chico @?"
Holding them in my hand,
I responded flatly,
"I'm on that bat."
"Where that Topo Chico @?"
Holding them in my hand,
I responded flatly,
"I'm on that bat."
by Splendidfalcon September 7, 2016

Anyone who is old-fashioned and really embarrassing. If they also wear droopy black clothes all the time and happen to be named Arushi, then they are most definitely a prehistoric bat.
Suzie: That German Girl is so weird, look at her big black droopy shirt. It looks like wings!
Greta: Ew, she's just a Prehistoric Bat.
Greta: Ew, she's just a Prehistoric Bat.
by doctorcutie6 June 1, 2021

by KlevvyOnPerkks August 5, 2022
