Ashley is the most beautiful thing that has ever been created.
Ashley is hilarious and everyone loves her.
She is sexy and cute af at the same time.
Her pussy is always wet and super tight and her titties are perfect.
Ashley is from Jupiter and she’s so awesome that the stars in the sky actually follow her around. As does her home planet Jupiter.
She longs for the day Jupiter takes her back home.
Ashley listens to 3-6 Mafia non stop and will rap Juicy J and Crunchy Black verses to you at 6 am because she hasn’t gone to sleep yet.
She’s an expert in Mycology and is always down to get trippy w/ you.
Ashley is tiny but will drink grown men under the table.
She will tell Jesus to fuck right the fuck off.
She cooks the best food imaginable and proudly proclaims that all her food is “hoe-made.”
She sucks dick like she’s starving to death and never uses hands. Her throat is literally heaven.
Ashley is too perfect for this world.
Every man who sees her wants to be with her but she’s with Tommy.
Ashley and Tommy will be together forever.
Ashley is hilarious and everyone loves her.
She is sexy and cute af at the same time.
Her pussy is always wet and super tight and her titties are perfect.
Ashley is from Jupiter and she’s so awesome that the stars in the sky actually follow her around. As does her home planet Jupiter.
She longs for the day Jupiter takes her back home.
Ashley listens to 3-6 Mafia non stop and will rap Juicy J and Crunchy Black verses to you at 6 am because she hasn’t gone to sleep yet.
She’s an expert in Mycology and is always down to get trippy w/ you.
Ashley is tiny but will drink grown men under the table.
She will tell Jesus to fuck right the fuck off.
She cooks the best food imaginable and proudly proclaims that all her food is “hoe-made.”
She sucks dick like she’s starving to death and never uses hands. Her throat is literally heaven.
Ashley is too perfect for this world.
Every man who sees her wants to be with her but she’s with Tommy.
Ashley and Tommy will be together forever.
God damn bro, did you see Ashley at the bar last night ?
She got drunk af and beat the shit out of two dudes.
I think I’m in love with her.
She got drunk af and beat the shit out of two dudes.
I think I’m in love with her.
by Theo Void March 3, 2022
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Get the Ashley Ridge High School mug.Ashley is the best girl in the world. It is a derived name for love and war.
The word means she protects anybody in need and is kind for friends and family. She wants everything to be fair and kind. She fights for justice and is very funny.
The word means she protects anybody in need and is kind for friends and family. She wants everything to be fair and kind. She fights for justice and is very funny.
Ashley is an English unisex given name, originally a place name and surname. It is derived from the Old English (Anglo-Saxon) words æsc (ash) and lēah (meadow, forest clearing).
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Get the Ashley mug.An Ashley is a little guy with a girls name. Often has too many tattoos to over compensate for being a little bitch. Quite often seen driving a gay ass BMW near primary school zones. Do not mistake his tartan golf hat for a happy golfer, he hates golf and will touch in the No-No zones. If you have an Ashley in your life punch him in the balls before smoko.
School Kid: Hey Mum, look at that guy in the gay ass BMW.
Mum: I remember my first car son.
School Kid: Hang on a second thats Ashley!
Mum: I remember my first car son.
School Kid: Hang on a second thats Ashley!
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Get the Ashley mug.Did you see Ashlei avoiding all the puddles in the parking lot? She looked kinda silly.
Yes because she always has holes in her shoes.
Yes because she always has holes in her shoes.
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