He's easy going, easy to talk to, funny, cute, incredibly fit, smart and wise beyond his years. He can make anyone laugh, knows how to treat a girl right. He genuinely cares about everyone. He'd make the most amazing boyfriend in the history of man-kind He's also incredibly brave and isn't afraid to fight for what he believes in or wants. He is tall and has the most beautiful blue eyes you've ever seen and light brown hair. The best guitar player and very good at baseball. Known to have a very big dick and good in bed.
by boombopbamcrack April 16, 2019

Bernie from Shark Tale
by KING MCMORRAN IV October 5, 2022

Austin is the most loving, incredible, caring, and the most amazing person you will ever met in your entire life. He's the type of guy you think you can't fall any more in love with, yet you do, everyday. He's a one in a million type of person. Once you have the pleaser of having an Austin in your life, never let them go. He makes it impossible to not fall in love with him. if you have him as a friend, or boyfriend, hold on tight. He is the loyalist person you could have in you life. He jumps through any hoops for the ones he loves, even if he doesn't love you, even if he hates you, he will still show compassion to you, which is the sign of a fantastic person. Love him well, or someone else will. i love you babe.
by manbat_06 June 25, 2023

Austin is a prick that doesn't like anybody, he tends to fail math very easily and doesn't do very good at listening. He mugs homeless people and kisses married women, and dates the school whore. Overall a very good sexy person and very lovable. He's very fruity on the side but nobody knows about that.
by Austin_fucked_my_brother January 29, 2022

A free spirited individual that suffers from autism and never hops on the game. He enjoys music and festivals and old Pontiac’s as well as being a firefighter, dude loves drinking heavily and poking people on their noses while drunk and shits without clothes on. Ask him to hop on whenever, he’ll hop on 10 minutes before bed. This dude is IMPOSSILE to get on the game because he’s always sleeping or drinking or laying mad pipe on his boyfriend Parker
by Kittiefucker6000 October 6, 2025

A shithole “city” that is a capital of the shithole state of TexASS. This “city” is where you can find dumb rednecks in lifted trucks and soy eating leftists and whiny preppy bitches forming up like Voltron to piss you off if you are actually smarter than the average americuck. Also people here are a bunch of annoying socio-economic lane enforcer meaning if you are broke, they want you to stay broke. People in LOSStinare very pretentious, pompous, nasal and annoying. People here also can’t drive for shit. Fucking dipshits will be in the left lane going 55 in a fucking 70 in their ugly ass Tesla or Prius and because of that, all the fat, micro-penis hicks and spicks in lifted trucks go blasting down the right lane going 95 mph running merging traffic off the fucking road. And the worst drivers in TexASS all drive shitty Teslas, Toyotas, Fords and Chevys. Fuck LOSStin, TexASS!!!! That useless overgrown suckburb can get ravaged by 50 EF5 tornadoes like the one that hit Jarrell in 1997 and take out all the illegals, bean farters, white trash and house niggers.
Austin, TX is really called LOSStin, TexASS because trying to make any money in that shithole “city” results in a loss of sanity!
by Themidwestsucks June 13, 2024
