Square

A box, or an idiot who wouldn't show up to the party.

Be there or be square

by The Coconut Nut December 9, 2020

Square

A kind of person who would tie a square knot.

"What's a square knot? It's the type of knot you would tie you fucking square" -Danny Gonzalez

by RealBasicBee December 6, 2022

Square

No, a square is not the same as a lame. If you are not a gang banger, drug dealer, or pimp you are a square. Mainstream has made this shit look derogatory. But 90% of them squares as well.

Person One: Damn, you heard Marc trying get into the pimpin
Person Two: Huh? Marc aint make not one dollar outa bitch ass, he's a square.

by push-p April 28, 2022

Offspring Square

The offspring of your offspring, grandchildren or grandbabies

I came to pick up my offspring Square

by 459395 April 30, 2023

Square Brain

Someone on the autistic spectrum, where thinking tends to be more literal and direct. Often used to refer to oneself.

Opposite of "Squiggle Brain".

"Tom's Square Brain might make him quirky, but he's the only guy I know who can solve a Rubik's Cube while quoting Shakespeare."

by CloverLief August 8, 2024

4 squared

The inability to get out of square four while playing four-square.

She got 4 squared so hard last night

by Grash0per February 8, 2018

tolkien squared

something so cool that its like J.r.r. tolkien squared as in TO THE SECOND POWER. it all started when one of my friends was describing a thing in D&D, and i misinterpreted it. Soon ideas about a book to come sprung to my mind, thinking people would describe it tolkien squared, we prayed for such a thing and continued our pre-campaign chat

"man that book is no kidding tolkien squared!"
"what??"

by Cryonaka October 19, 2014