by seabxn June 2, 2022

by DaveDarling March 31, 2024

A non-traditional breakfast that includes a cup of coffee and smoking a joint or some other method of ingesting marijuana.
by Suz Kitten June 18, 2023

Supreme being. Amazing at almost anything. Extremely long shlong. Everybody wants to be friends with a Kei. Incredibly handsome, beautiful, gorgeous. Above everybody else.
by Tsuyuyuyu November 23, 2021

by YourSuchASavage January 26, 2017

another way to say "kill yourself."
keys - e = kys
Said as an alternative in order to avoid the comment filter and you still need to get your point across.
keys - e = kys
Said as an alternative in order to avoid the comment filter and you still need to get your point across.
by hughjasshole February 2, 2024

1. A group of metal objects with pointy edges banging against each other on a ring making a sound
2. Those things you use to get back into your house when your drunk, banging against each other because you can't find the right one
2. Those things you use to get back into your house when your drunk, banging against each other because you can't find the right one
I'll use these dangling keys to distract the president while I make my daring escape to the rofl-copter
by ShamwowMcHamstring December 13, 2014
