by tartagliasjuicyballs March 27, 2022

by Itstriscuit7 May 11, 2022

Spontaneously buying a burger ‘to go’ in the late evening, taking it home to eat while cozied up in a blanket, usually in bed, while watching something.
After work tonight, I’m going to bed burger.
A: Are you going to eat your burger?
B: No, I want bed burger.
A: Are you going to eat your burger?
B: No, I want bed burger.
by geminate June 8, 2024

A bunk-bed kid is a kid who grew up sleeping in a bunk bed to themselves and had nobody to share it with.
by What Does This Word Mean? February 19, 2023

When your girl has a yeast infection yet you fuck her anyway. Even though you know you’re going to feel like shit in the morning, that creamy goodness puts your ass to sleep
by Dong Jesus April 19, 2020

*stephen and Eve are having sex*
*dakota walks in*
Eve: don’t say it…
Dakota: …
Stephen: don’t…
Dakota: …Caught your Bitch In your Bed!
*dakota walks in*
Eve: don’t say it…
Dakota: …
Stephen: don’t…
Dakota: …Caught your Bitch In your Bed!
by taromybobatea August 4, 2022

P1: Hey where the fuck are jake and dominick?
P2: Oh I think they are giving Andrews toilet a bunk bed.
P3: Noice!
P2: Oh I think they are giving Andrews toilet a bunk bed.
P3: Noice!
by ToiletTalk July 28, 2016
