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clean bed sheets

something you wont have after you have sex
“oh shit man what happened with ur clean bed sheets!?” “i had sex withh ur mom
by tartagliasjuicyballs March 27, 2022
mugGet the clean bed sheetsmug.

Joeys bed

A group of elite volleyball players and Joey
Woah that was an awesome spike from Joeys bed, joeys is just standing there though.
by Itstriscuit7 May 11, 2022
mugGet the Joeys bedmug.

bed burger

Spontaneously buying a burger ‘to go’ in the late evening, taking it home to eat while cozied up in a blanket, usually in bed, while watching something.
After work tonight, I’m going to bed burger.

A: Are you going to eat your burger?
B: No, I want bed burger.
by geminate June 8, 2024
mugGet the bed burgermug.

Bunk-Bed Kid

A bunk-bed kid is a kid who grew up sleeping in a bunk bed to themselves and had nobody to share it with.
Ethan looks like a bunk-bed kid.
by What Does This Word Mean? February 19, 2023
mugGet the Bunk-Bed Kidmug.

Bed Calzone

When your girl has a yeast infection yet you fuck her anyway. Even though you know you’re going to feel like shit in the morning, that creamy goodness puts your ass to sleep
Even though her crotch was itching and burning, she still gave him a bed calzone
by Dong Jesus April 19, 2020
mugGet the Bed Calzonemug.

Caught your Bitch In your Bed!

When you catch a couple during sex or after sexusually in the top’s bed.
*stephen and Eve are having sex*
*dakota walks in*
Eve: don’t say it…
Dakota: …
Stephen: don’t…
Dakota: …Caught your Bitch In your Bed!
by taromybobatea August 4, 2022
mugGet the Caught your Bitch In your Bed!mug.

Bunk bed

When there's a person taking a normal shit and a person upper decking the toilet at the same time.
P1: Hey where the fuck are jake and dominick?
P2: Oh I think they are giving Andrews toilet a bunk bed.
P3: Noice!
by ToiletTalk July 28, 2016
mugGet the Bunk bedmug.

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