9 inch shlong

a word that boys use to cover up how big there pp is

i have a 9 inch shlong

by big chungus 69 420 November 30, 2020

9/11 brown

a term used to describe muslims or arabs specifically

yo aren’t you 9/11 brown??

by whatisthisbehaviour7 May 7, 2022

6/9/69

An epic date!

Friend: Bro its 6/9/69 today!
Me: thats so sick
Friend: I know right!

by skizzyy April 12, 2021

Mutants at table 9

People who are unpartnered but want to be partnered. it comes from Adam Sandler's famous tirade in the movie "The Wedding Singer"

Now that my boyfriend broke up with me, i have once more joined the ranks of the Mutants at table 9, and it really sucks major sword

by Sparkina1967 June 16, 2004

9 3/4

A phrase used in the TV show MASH season 2 episode 7 about 13 minutes into the episode

Hawkeye says: On a scale of 10 I'll say this is 9 3/4
Trapper says: your problem is you lack confidence

by Swagaar April 4, 2020

9/11 eyes

To be mangled on a variety of club drugs until you acquire a wide eyed stare that appears to be capable of taking down half the New York City skyline from the sheer intensity of the gaze.

Did you see Brian last night with those 9/11 eyes? Bro, I was about to call homeland security to stop him from taking down the new freedom towers with that stare.

by Tony Two-Times January 2, 2014

9/11 kid

the one kid at every school who’s birthday is on 9/11. they have to sit and endure all the videos and documentaries about the attack. people make jokes about them being ‘a terrorist’ because they are happy on that day. i personally am a 9/11 kid.

friend: “what day is it?”
9/11 kid: “it’s 9/11!!”
friend: “why are you happy about that?”
9/11 kid: “it’s my birthday.”

by liberty jole May 31, 2020