Drongo Juice

Gold coloured super-powered beverage like lager or ale that grants Drongos their super powers, making them last far longer than they should’ve. Super powers include missing trains, flights or making friends wait in taxis or car pools. Other experiences include losing keys, wallets, phones or girlfriends, with usually an awkward story that accompanies it.

Bloke 1: “Mate, have you seen me keys? I think I may have left them... somewhere...”
Bloke 2: “No worries, I’ll get you another Drongo Juice and you’ll be fine out on my couch.”

by Dutch Bob August 1, 2020

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Noise-juice

When someone is whingeing constantly

There was too much noise-juice coming from the father (not the kids)

by Powelly01 August 19, 2020

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Holy Juices

When a priest is ramming you from behind and he fills you with the embodiment of christ himself.

Joes neighborhood priest gave him some holy juices so he could not be demonized.

by FireSub EatLubs October 14, 2020

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vlouse juice

The juice made by Mr. Vlouse. Made with the three C's: cocaine, caffeine, cum of Mr. Vlouse. Gives drinker incredible power and insane side effects such as bug eyed asian people, three arms, three legs if you know what i mean.

Anyone want to drink some vlouse juice tonight?

by Mr Vlouse June 25, 2022

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Anxiety Juice

Cafe Americano, but instead of water, energy drink
(Espresso+Energy drink)

Guy 1: dude are you okay?
Guy 2: no....
Guy 3: he is on anxiety juice, he thought that would wake him up, but now he has constant anxiety
Guy 1: god save him

by Delivery_Cat_Gamer_Boy_1969 January 1, 2022

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