ugly bitch trying to look pretty

Something fun to laugh at. Usually found in raves, parties, and clubs, it is a girl with a face like the ass of a horse with a body to match, yet she is clad in provocative clothing and is slathered with tons of makeup with her hair done and manicures. Her look is often accompanied by garlands of expensive jewelry and she usually smells strongly of designer perfume.

You know you are looking at an ugly bitch trying to look pretty when you see a humanoid hippo-chimpanzee hybrid dressed in an off-the-shoulder J.Lo top that is tied up to reveal her hairy stomach and linty outie, a skin-tight leather micromini small enough to be a belt, and thigh-high 7" tall boots. Her face is often encrusted with a layer of makeup that fails to conceal the yellow-white tops of her dime-sized acne. Behavior includes, flirting, strutting "sexily," blowing kisses and batting eyelashes.

Guy: Look at that ugly bitch trying to look pretty!
Other Guy: Does she seriously think that see-through blouse if going to fool anyone?
Guy: *Barfs*

by IluvB123 March 3, 2005

Killer Kung-Fu Wolf Bitch

A term first used in the Adultswim show, The Boondocks to describe Luna, a woman who was raised by wolves, later trained in White Lotus Kung-Fu, participated and won at the kumite, and is psycho as fuck.

Riley: You invited a killer kung-fu wolf bitch to the crib granddad. Granddad: How was I supposed to know she was a killer kung-fu wolf bitch

by Xero _ Manifest April 2, 2011

National Bitch Ass Nigga Day

A day where you can post on all social platforms someone you don’t like or some who has wronged you in the past. This holiday lies on October 4th.

Happy bitch ass nigga day everyone.
It’s National bitch ass nigga day so i can post my ex on instagram.

by Pretty cat club October 3, 2021

get real you dumb bitch

whale wars.

Whale wars: We will stop the Japanese with butter. Ha now ur boat stinks!!
Me: get real you dumb bitch

by JohnnyDingMoFos July 7, 2011

flipping switches and smaking bitches

when your hizhopping in your rizide and you got your biznatch with ya.

by duce killa October 1, 2003

punk ass bitch mother fucker

A punk ass whom is a total mother fucker and acts like a Bitch.

I hate that punk ass bitch mother fucker!!

That punk ass bitch motherfucker is goin' downa shore again?!?!

by Joe UsedtoSkate September 11, 2008

Bitch I ain't Cho Chang

The best quote out of part 2 of act 1 in "A Very Potter Musical". This causes Ron to call Ginny, who greets an asian girl as Cho, a 'racist sister'.

Three girls: Cho Chang, happy happy new year, Cho Chang, gong hey fat choy...

Ginny: Cho Chang! Mah name iz Ginnee Weaslee, it iz verie nice to meet youh!

Asian: Bitch I ain't Cho Chang

by Fryen Pan November 30, 2009