evangeline erica sampson

the best person to live on the planet.

#1 "Yo have you heard of Evangeline Erica Sampson??"

#2 "Omg yea she's like the best person to live on the planet"
#1 "Ikr"
#3 "I heard she saved world hunger"

#1 and #2 "OMGG!!! I LOVE HER"

by Esler April 23, 2023

Schrödinger’s Samaritan

Someone online who gets after obvious satire for being supposedly sexist or racist, yet also being either of those things un-ironically (example: “these sexist memes are so awful, I bet they were made by white loser incel dudes!”)

“This bigoted meme can’t hide under the pretense of satire, that doesn’t make it okay!!!”

Stop being a Schrödinger’s Samaritan

by walter the waxy May 8, 2023

Julissa and Samira

the best duo there is

“Have you seen Julissa and Samira? they’re always together”

by partygetsmewetter221 September 22, 2023

All the same

Same chants, rants, concepts, everything.
Why does that exist? Are they real? Am I?

Just where you are born and you'll have what you follow cause everyone around you follow it!
So it's All the same?

by Enter pen name here. October 19, 2023

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023

playing for the same team

Gay. If someone (of the opposite sex) is playing for the same team as you, it means they are also after the the same sex (love interest-wise) as you.

Tyrone: Ayo, man. I like Gina, you think you could hook a nigga up?
Jamal: Nah, nigga, she’s playing for the same team as us.
Tyrone: Damn, she’s gay?!
Jamal: Yeah, nigga. She after them girls too.

by BayneWruce February 9, 2024