Fuck lolby day

A holiday taking place on March 31st to express hate.

Fuck Lolby Day is today, yipeeeeee!

by Sayyyy10 March 31, 2022

Gay Fucking Aeroplanes

fucking aeroplanes that are gay, but this is not a bad thing, for being gay is fucking awesome and y'all should try it. gay fucking aeroplanes are the best fucking aeroplanes.

Byornj: "I just saw some gay fucking aeroplanes go by! How snazzy!"

by gayfuckingaeroplanemaster January 28, 2021

Shit The Fuck Up

Mainly said because of a typo of “Shut the fuck up”. This term means that when you are fucking someone, u are shitting upwards on them.

“ayo Jason, why did u shit the fuck up on__?”
“Idk man, I’m just a somp that likes shitting upwards on people.”

by simpforurmom April 10, 2021

Oh my fuck!

an expression of utmost surprise, confusion, frustration, amazement, terror, or delight; often abrieviated as OMF, it is far more powerful than OMG; made famous by George Clooney in the film BURN AFTER READING.

Guy 1- "I just watched APOCALYPSE NOW."
Guy 2- "Oh sweet, dude! What did you think?"
Guy 1- "Oh my fuck!"

by Da Sperminator February 20, 2011

fuck c***sorship

A phrase used to express hate for the injustice that is censorship.

I'll be wearing a shirt that says "Fuck c***sorship" at the concert.

by Bob February 26, 2005

fucked up shit

An extremely unacceptable situation, especially one that involves a high degree of bad luck or unfairness.

After being crapped on by a bird for the third time in one day, Roger remarked "Man, this is some fucked up shit."

by Treebor July 22, 2007

metric fuck ton

1) An unimaginable amount of something; so much of an object, item, or substance that it is so immeasurable it cannot be classified as a fuck ton.

2) A lot more than an 'Ass Load' or 'Shit Ton' or even a regular fuck ton.

A whole fuck ton of people watch Sunday night football, but a metric fuck ton watch the superbowl every year.

by RK8913 February 19, 2011