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You're Bitter

"I wouldn't have lost if you didn't leave my shoes at your house."
"You're bitter. Like, for what."
by 3a1l5 August 1, 2022
mugGet the You're Bittermug.

You're only saying it because I said it about Noah

In the same way they are only fucking him because they "like retards and he has a big dick"
Hym "You're only saying it because I said it about Noah. And I don't just have to accept it and shut up about it because it makes your fucking slut daughter cry. She is going to pay the price for you trying to force me to be worse than that fucking cripple. And even if it isn't HER it'll be maybe the little girl who wasn't listening to her mother as she chased the dog barking at me right as she gets within arms reach. You fucks need to stop trying to act tough because you were crying like a bitch a second. No I am not going to 'learn how to talk to women' and no I'm not going to let you turn what is happening to me into a good thing at my expense. And I don't trust you enough to tell me whether or not your kids get murdered after you arrest me. I'll just assume it's the case."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2025
mugGet the You're only saying it because I said it about Noahmug.
"Ope! Oops! I forgot 'Pride' is bad for a second!" Says Dr. Jordan Peterson.
Dr. JeepJorp (It's Jordan Peterson. Dr. JeepJorp is Jordan Peterson) "You're not going to be able to take pride in- Wait, no. Not pride..."

Hym "HA! That's thrice! The first time was that lecture where he first started using the audience plants. Remember? His ADVICE? The one with the cute brunette with the glasses who wanted to get into politics? Then it was TECHNIQUES! If you're using TECHNIQUES, then it's a lie... But one of the TECHNIQUES he uses is *LYING BLATANTLY AND FEINTING INCREDULITY* And last is PRIDE. The REAL AND ACTUALLY REASON Dr. JeepJorp is doing this. The REAL reason he won't come see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can... HIS PRIDE. This embarrasses him greatly because he said incels are incompetent and wrong and that people are stupid and useless but I am insanely competent, regularly correct, a genius with an unparalleled mind, and the highest achieving person in the history of humanity. I literally created ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. He is LITERALLY the MOST WRONG PERSON WHO HAS EVER WRONGED. That is hilarious. This is hilarious. I'm not actually laughing right now though because, you know, I laughed when I saw the clip and that was like, a couple of day ago. But it's still funny."
by Hym Iam May 25, 2024
mugGet the You're not going to be able to take pride in-mug.

you're a fish

If someone tells you that you're a fish, you knew Tim and Tory said it
by WebTV November 1, 2020
mugGet the you're a fishmug.

yep, you're banned

Sarcastic reply to a fat joke that was not intended to be rude, and was found funny by the recipient of said joke. The phrase is a reference to the steamer caseoh_ eho gets angry abandoned who makes a fat joke in his chat.
"Bro looks like a 1x1 Lego brick"
"Yep, you're banned haha"
by Agent_Z February 28, 2024
mugGet the yep, you're bannedmug.

You're Eating People

Going by a restaurant "THEY'RE EATING PEOPLE." Usually one that is nice and has outdoor seating so that people are left confused and horrified at the food.
"ITS PEOPLE. YOU'RE EATING PEOPLE"
by absndbj November 3, 2023
mugGet the You're Eating Peoplemug.

You're so Portuguese

Markiplier when finds a cat that's Portuguese
Cat: Meow
Markiplier: Aw you're so Portuguese
by Cyberspaxz November 17, 2023
mugGet the You're so Portuguesemug.

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