war cooler

A Drink cooler used when watching your friends fight. Often stocked with beer

Dude, grab the war cooler!

by Nospaces April 18, 2008

When there is a war

Something Trump won't pay attention to because of his "TWEETING"

Mr.Trump, I... " Not now, I'm tweeting!" But when there is a war!... " What did i just say!"

by iLik3B4tMan March 24, 2017

Watermelon War

A war caused by a American guy stealing a watermelon in panama (not really a war but a riot)

Do you remember the Watermelon War

by BruhEmperor April 29, 2020

Base Wars

That one minecraft game that you force your friends to play because it is so good and is better than everything else in the world.

Raul: "Base wars when"
Shannon: "BASE WARS WHEN"

by Kecreeper August 29, 2022

Wildfire War

A flame war but has over 150 comments

Person 1: Did you hear about that flame war? The one with over 150 flame comments?

Person 2: You mean Wildfire War 9?

by Beans On Butter December 20, 2019

cival war

Rallying tantrum of low-information Americans engaging in the most American sport: yelling at the TV while clutching ridiculously overpowered firearms in their tiny fists.

Multiple exclamation marks and misspellings indicate higher patriotism.

I will be buying an AR-15 tomorrow, because if you impeach MY PRESIDENT this way, YOU WILL HAVE ANOTHER CIVAL WAR!!! #MAGA2020

--Rob Drake, Major League Umpire, via Twitter. October 22, 2019

by Miles Purrower October 26, 2019

Micronational War

A Micronational War Is when a Micronation Declares war on a other Micronation, Micronational War is not deadly, It's like a nerf war, But with airsoft at times (Usually airsoft) Actual rifles may be owned by a micronational owner but they wont use it, Cus It's not very legal to shoot someone, INFACT IT IS VERY ILLEGAL to shoot someone, Don't do that.

OI IMA DECLARE Micronational War ON YA!

by Orrie Democratic Republic. May 19, 2022