siki wank

someone who spends all their sad life on sikipedia writing copies of jokes that arent even funny that you would not tell ur nan

" Hey man how many ..... does it take to change a light bulb ? "

oh stop siki wanking

by Willjo August 9, 2008

Wank

"What Charmed(Male on Xerocreative.com)
does while thinking of JubJub(Male on Xerocreative.com)
Note: JubJub isn't gay but Charmed is!

OMFG KNOWBIE I GOT IT ALL OVER MY HAND!
MAN JUBJUB REALLY GOT TO ME THIS TIME!
MAN I HOPE jUBJUB WANKS WHILE THINKING OF ME!

by [GoD]Charmed also Charmed April 1, 2005

Dirty Wank

An act of masturbating over the thought of sodomising someone with an ugly face but a great arse.

I had the best dirty wank over my geography teacher last night.

by pervv September 14, 2010

wank-run

When you measure the length of your wank stroke and multiply this by the average strokes per masterbation session. This gives you the total distance you have to rub over you dick to achieve a hot steamy creamy ejaculation.

Note: Derived from wind-run which is the average distance meteorologists measure the length gusts of wind blow over.

While using the hot-shots radar gun and pretending to wank, the scatman recorded a velocity of 3 m/s. Therefore, multiplying this by an average wank time of 30 minutes, or 1800 seconds gives a wank-run of 5400 m. A pretty impressive wank-run compared to my premature ejaculation which gives my only a wank run of 20 metres.

by Kbud November 13, 2007

Sleep Wanking

The act of ingesting an entire bottle of sleeping pills and then attempting to whack off before falling asleep.

Martyn: You guys ever tried sleep wanking?
Zach: Yeah! It's great cause you always win
Steven: Unfortunately you can never stay awake long enough to clean up the mess...
Lads: Aye!

by Martyn with a 'y ' bitches August 23, 2008

Australian Wanking

Slapping another person in the face with your penis. This is very similar to hobknocking, but different in the violence associated. Often used to incite duels among gentlemen.

I can't believe John was Australian Wanking on the bus. That's disgusting.

Jacobo Australian wanked onto my face, so we're meeting tonight at midnight.

by Jimyyter October 20, 2009

Atomic Wank

The act of masturbating while screaming at the top of ones lungs. Usually, but not always, performed when one is alone at their place of residence, to achieve enhanced gratification or simply because they can.

The Atomic Wank is related to the Danger Wank due to it's nature, but carries less risk of discovery and the resulting awkwardness.

Man1: So...got the house all to myself tonight.
Man2: Got any plans?
Man1: Probably watch some porn and have an Atomic Wank.
Man2: What about the neighbors?

Man1: Fuck 'em.

by Xet47 April 22, 2011