micheal the virgin

micheal the virgin is 19 and wont get laid, he is also a snake to his boy tom

fuck that micheal the virgin kid

by midkent billy June 26, 2017

virgin bathroom

A bathroom that has been freshly cleaned, and not yet sullied by anyone else's disgusting, regret-filled, morning-after-a-12-pack dump.

There is nothing better than shitting in a virgin bathroom.

I took that bathroom's virginity, and I swear it will never be the same.

by Chudley Poorite March 5, 2017

after-virgin

a man who hasn't had sex in over 15 years, and has returned to his pre-sex state where he's back to masturbating to asian ass porn 7 times a day in the back of his closet. This is mostly found among middle aged men such as single dads and just guys who are really really fugly.

Dad, I swear to god you gotta get laid. You're starting to act like an after-virgin. Dad? Dad, get the fuck out of my closet!!

by Roberta Paulsen August 10, 2016

rope virgin

A person who has had no sexual interaction while being tied up or tying
another person up.

Connor: He is a total rope virgin!

Jared: No way man, I saw how fast he tied that knot he has had some practice.

by 420 Berry It January 20, 2018

virgin thrust

the act of being instructed to go slow the first time she takes the meatpole in the anus but upon reaching 33% penetration you proceed to propel the remaining 66% in at lighting speed

she said to go slow so I gave her the ol virgin thrust, now we are in the e.r. for a blown out brown eye.

by superpole February 22, 2020

that virgin friend

the one kid you hope doesn't get invited to the sleepover, normally morbidly obese, and thinks they are funny but aren't and everyone tells to bleep off

hey you know Ashton
yeah
is he that virgin friend
obviously

by jshssh March 18, 2020

CoD Virginity

Your cod virginity (aka call of duty virginity) is when you first play with someone who’s never played call of duty before and *this mostly happens with girls*

Jacob: “ yo I took Emma’s Cod virginity the other day”
Ryan: “ how’d it feel?”

Jacob: “ like playing call of duty with an absolute trashbag but it’s like you can’t be mad at them”

by MiffedEmu June 11, 2020