twat toddler

A male who has had sex less than 3 times

Dude stop bein such a twat toddler and go get laid.. alot

by fukness December 24, 2013

Egotistical Twat

Someone who has an ego when they have nothing to back the ego up with and start being a twat about it.

ThatMadGK is a fucking egotistical twat. And cries when he gets told someone’s better than him.

by IXISZ May 30, 2018

Cupboard Of Twats

Collective term for a large group of twats. Sometimes also referenced as The Twat Cupboard e.g. "Get in The Twat Cupboard you twat!"
Also the opposite of a Drawer Of Prats.

Look at that Cupboard Of Twats over there...

by DrSteeeve August 7, 2020

Waddle Twat

A woman with excessively long labia. Like Camel toe that has gotten really flabby.

She should NOT be wearing that spandex, you can see her waddle twat.

by Inkslinger419 April 24, 2019

Twat shot

A snap shot of the pussy also known as the twat. Most often found in the sorted of sexting

Man I got a nice twat shot last night

by Smithert April 6, 2019

Twat lint

Random fuzzies or hairs that fall out of the vag area

Damn, who left twat lint on the toilet seat again?

by Tater27 January 18, 2018

Swan Twatting

When you thump your long-necked, majestic creature too vigorously.
Or
When you dive headfirst into a fuck load of minge

"Yes Bernard, wanna go swan twatting later?" Says Derek
"Sure mate, need to grab some bourbons first tho." Says Bernard
"You've got solid priorities g" replied Derek

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022