Moff The Muff

To live life to the fullest and bury your face in a vagina for the day.
On his birthday the only thing George wished for was to moff the muff.
by Jonny Cole’s December 12, 2020
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Puffy Muff

A vagina that has large engorged lips that look like they have an allergic reaction .

Example , how eyes and lips swell when someone who has a peanut allergy eats peanuts.
Yo' that bitches got a puffy muff , when I was hitting it my balls would feel like they were hitting pillows .
by TcSilly April 11, 2018
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muff robin

Slang for statory rape, in other words getting there with the hair. Not quite

Pedophelia, but with a girl that is already hitting puberty.
Woah tony is totally muff robin'.
by Rob Works January 13, 2011
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neck muff

The newborn patchy chin grundle. When you have a thicket of neck pubes on your turkey gobbler.
Damn.....did you see Chad walk in today with his neck muff? He needs to shave before the next meeting.
by Jwortylko May 25, 2021
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Colorado Muff Puffer

When you roll a fat blunt, light it, and fuck a girl with the unlit end of it, getting her high.
Chris: Hey Alex, what did you and your girl do yesterday?
Alex: We just hung out in her room, and I Colorado Muff Puffed her. She was REALLY stoned!
Chris: Cool! I'm gonna give my girl a Colorado Muff Puffer now! Thanks man!
Alex: No problem!
by 50NU5 February 19, 2014
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Herpes Muff Cup

Any multilayered stuffed dessert consisting of 5 or more dessert ingredients to include but not limited to; Reeses, cookies, cupcakes, pies, cake, and baked goods.

Originally created in a field training environment when a group of U.S Soldiers tried to create a birthday cake for their platoon leader. Using what leftovers they had from MRE's and what was left of their last chow distribution, they created the first Herpes Muff Cup (Hershey Kiss, Pie, Muffin, Cookie , cake and cup cake)
"Herpes Muff Cup" is a Hersey kiss stuffed in an oreo cookie, wedged between two Reeses cups. Stuffed in a cup cake then in a muffin. Added to a pie and put in a cake.
by Nitsua IKoto April 19, 2012
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chubby muff

Swollen or fat vagina. Usually used as an insult.
"Oi, chubby muff!"
by Woshambo January 18, 2017
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