This is when you hate your life because you hate your job. Typically this is a result of hating your boss and you often find that you rant and rave about how he should be dead or in jail. So what do you do? You secretly invite his mother to the office on Mother’s Day and sneak into his office and have the dirtiest sex imaginable. Fingers in the ass...everything. But then the job isn’t done. Once you send her on her way you shit in his pencil drawer at his desk. Big steamer.
Time to wrap up. Quietly tiptoe out of there and punch that time clock. You’ve accomplished all you’re getting done today.
Time to wrap up. Quietly tiptoe out of there and punch that time clock. You’ve accomplished all you’re getting done today.
“Hi, Deanna?” It’s Jim from the front desk. Listen your son can’t talk right now, he’s in a meeting. But Happy Mothers Day! Why don’t you come to the office.”
...then you proceed to step on her face while you bend her over the desk...
“That was amazing, why don’t you go clean up. I’ll be right there.”
Steer clear of the office for a little while boys. I just did us all a solid and Motherfucked The Boss . You mind punching me out? I need a cigarette.
...then you proceed to step on her face while you bend her over the desk...
“That was amazing, why don’t you go clean up. I’ll be right there.”
Steer clear of the office for a little while boys. I just did us all a solid and Motherfucked The Boss . You mind punching me out? I need a cigarette.
by Larry and Rex and Benny February 4, 2020
Get the Motherfucked The Bossmug. A person who knows what they want and knows how to get what they want. They live by their own code and do not care about what others think. A boss has their own personality, and does not follow the norm, just because it is the norm. A boss does not settle for less than they are worthy of. They are always the coolest person in the room. People gravitate around them and they inspire people. They are beautiful, have style and good taste.
"Eva is boss, she's always her own person "
"Ikr, I heard she just graduated and finished a double major in biology and philosophy"
"Yeah I believe that, if there was a picture in the dictionary next to the word boss it would be her face!"
"Ikr, I heard she just graduated and finished a double major in biology and philosophy"
"Yeah I believe that, if there was a picture in the dictionary next to the word boss it would be her face!"
by Hendershot May 26, 2024
Get the Bossmug. A term given to a lame, uncool, and/or unintelligent individual. This a term commonly used by superior “Big Bosses”
by Mr. Octavious July 6, 2022
Get the Little Bossmug. The Boss Ross is when before you engage in coitus you spit in her belly button, then proceed to never call him/her again.
by Cornhubbin January 19, 2023
Get the The Boss Rossmug. A YouTuber better than PewDiePie. Holds the world record for the longest bogey picked out of his nose. Likes to do a flop challenge and is a 2016 10 year old normie. He is also a mega gamer
by Meanings for names (real). December 5, 2020
Get the snakester boss.mug. by Dinky6969 July 7, 2014
Get the boss gatorsmug. A person who is most of the time part of the girls and the gays. A girl-boss is never to shut someone up or speak their mind. Most of the times they are probably better then you and total material girls
person 1: Omg did you see what she did? She literally ate and left no crumbs!
person 2: That’s because she is a total girl-boss!! DUHH!!!
person 2: That’s because she is a total girl-boss!! DUHH!!!
by marc.da.material girl January 16, 2022
Get the Girl-bossmug.