turtle wash

verb; to cause pain.
used when you are going to do something bad to someone; funny way to scare someone and have them have no idea what you even mean.. until now

"im gonna turtle wash your ass!"

by L Pea-lunk November 28, 2009

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Googie Car Wash

A car wash company ran by cunts but they get the car clean nonetheless!

Guy 1: “I’m going to go wash my car at Googie Car Wash!!”
Guy 2: “Oh, that place full of cunts??!!”

by wakwawakawakawaka January 28, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

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wash the eyes

to deceive; to mislead.

You always try to wash the eyes of the public. You have fallen from grace in the public eye.

by uttam maharjan August 4, 2011

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Indian Car Wash

An Indian Car Wash is when a man sticks his dick inside an Indian woman’s wet hairy vagina.

He stuck his dick inside his Indian wife’s hairy vagina, getting a wet wash as he enters her vagina followed by her vagina hairs drying his dick with each motion resulting in an Indian Car Wash.

by Oooo weeee October 14, 2022

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identity washing

The process of allowing newly obtained information, over a period of time, to change your beliefs in such a way that are you no longer capable of seeing differently than your beliefs.

After graduating from college, it was clear to her friends that Karen had been identity washing herself; she would become enraged if you disagreed with her.

by The Sarcastic Republican September 30, 2020

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