Philo the Pillow

A pillow that looks like a human that lives in nj

"Philo the Pillow" I yelled.
Ignores

by Chikabille February 21, 2021

sick pillow

a pillow you specifically only use when you’re sick (a comfort pillow)

daughter : mom i’m sick can you get me my “sick pillow”

mom: here’s your “sick pillow” dear

by Terriaki July 25, 2022

Pillow Baby

A sexual/romantic partner who has laid beside you on a pillow, similar to pillow talk after sexual intercourse. You typically have strong feelings for this person hence the following phrase “baby”.

Sister: Ew, who are you talking to on the phone?
Charles: My pillow baby. It’s none of your business!
Sister: *frowns*

by hashtagANonaMous July 27, 2023

Pillow Ketchup

The red stuff you find on your pillow after your wife shot you.

I woke up and found some pillow ketchup.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

Baby Pillow

I love you forever, also take a shower.

“Do you love me” says Person 1
“Baby Pillow” says person 2

by Ghshdhdudgdy January 20, 2022

dirty pillow fort

A bra.

I need to buy a new dirty pillow fort

by Smittytitty April 17, 2016

pillow ripped up

A pillow that was ripped apart.

Tommy? Why is my my pillow ripped up?

by oh hell yeaaaaah July 17, 2021