log chute

A pussy that can handle a dick as big as a log

*after sex* Damn baby you gotta log chute between your legs!

by Strippertipper October 8, 2017

Canadian log jam

When you cover a maple leaf in maple syrup, jam it down a girls ass, and then nibble it out with only your front teeth.

I met a Canadian girl the other night and she would only let me hit it if I gave her a canadian log jam.

I love the Canadian log jam, but the leaves are hard to find fresh.

by Jakelmoore January 12, 2023

log squeeze

To extract poop from one’s anus, with force

I’ll have to call you back later. I’m mid log squeeze.

by VanillaThunder96 May 13, 2023

ip logging on live chat

Something that shouldn't happen but it does

An example of ip logging on live chat
Support: How can I help you?
Me: *copypastes rickroll link*
Support: Your IP is insert ip. Your location is insert location. You have been reported.

by i eat uranium fuel rods June 5, 2023

Rocky Mountain Log Jam

When your partner has to take a shit so you butt fuck them and they have to try and push your dick out with their turd

Me and the wife did a Rocky Mountain Log Jam last night. It was so hot!

by Fatdrunknstupid July 20, 2025

Log

1. The phenomenon when you are experiencing difficulties because of unstable internet connection. It triggers your annoyance and anger.

It is the cause of some people's anger issue.

It will make you harsh things like cursing non-stop, smashing the keyboard, punching the monitor, breaking the CPU, and/or throwing your phone.

2. It may be the best excuse to give to your professors to avoid participation in online class and also when playing online games when in reality you are just stupid.

Player1: Noob! Just quit! Useless stupid player
Player2: Sorry, log

by Honey bunch sugar plum pumpkin May 12, 2021

Log

A gown man who is obsessed with Caitlyn Clark

“NBA playoffs is crazy right now, yo!”

“What’s the NBA?” - Log

by Liggitylog April 28, 2025