dutched up

When you smoke a lot of joints/bongs with your car windows up. Then as you open the windows or doors, smokes poors out.

hahaaa look at that dutched up car

by kinkiikyz October 14, 2010

dutch banker

Sex act involving a father and son. Son bends over and exposes asshole as father masterbates vigoursly while raining dollar bills on son.

"Dude I heard Phil's dad is his Dutch banker" - Connor
"Yea dude, it's pretty fucked up" - Aaron

"Hey dad , it's time for me to see the Dutch banker" - Phil

by CarlosXantana November 10, 2015

Dutch Lovin'

When two gaseous lovers seal the bed blankets over them, let loose the winds of time in the ultimate Dutch oven experience, and proceed to make love while engulfed in their own fortress of flatulence.

Dude, Tanya and I ate so much pizza and Taco Bell yesterday...my eyes watered for two whole days from the crazy dutch lovin' expertience we had afterwards.

by Dirt Nap Ninja June 17, 2017

Dutch dip

When a Dutch man submurges his 'bean bags' in au jus and proceeds to 't-bag' his colleagues.

No association with the common 'French Dip"

Wow, can you believe Tim gave Jamie a Dutch Dip!?

by TheBlondeAccountant August 3, 2017

Dutch Textage

The tendency of writers to display undue bravado when communicating on the net, much like how alcohol loosens the tongue...

Annie lead me on by e-mail, but once we met I knew she was just all talk. Must have been some Dutch textage...

by Johnny Kwlmann March 27, 2009

dutch blizzard

When a guy cums on a fan on it's highest setting, leading cum to fly everywhere. Ultimately the other person participating will have cum all over their body like the face and tits.

I did the dutch blizzard the other day with this random hooker. The next day my parents came over and asked if I painted the walls white.

by BlackKid69 February 10, 2014

Dutch Flapjacks

The act of shitting in one's pants whilst in a seated position and the feces therefore "pancakes out" across the butt cheeks

During the road trip, Claire made the mistake of having Taco Bell with a double espresso while driving. She ended up giving herself the 'ol Dutch Flapjacks.

by JD-Beanzor March 31, 2015