A dirt donkey is an individual who’s yard is full of garbage, technically a jack ass with a dirty yard!
by Codick April 03, 2018
even better than the dog's bollocks. Amazing. The very best of the best. A dog spends an inordinate amount of time licking and tending to his bollocks so they must be great. Just imagine how much more impressive a donkey's bollocks are in size and capacity. There - you get it.
Got passed by a Porche 911 yesterday, it was the absolute dog's bollocks. That's OK but I got blown of the road by a Bugatti Veyron. Matey that car is the absolute donkey's bollocks!
by metapieman June 12, 2012
by CrissRID December 19, 2010
A mysterious, immortal donkey with a single large breast where its face would normally be. Its origins are unknown, but it is known to obstruct passages. The only way to get past it is for a member of the group to engage it by playing Sudoku so that everyone else may pass.
"Damn it, there's a tits-donkey up ahead. Now what?" Said Bill.
"Let's turn back. I fucking hate Sudoku," replied Jim.
"Let's turn back. I fucking hate Sudoku," replied Jim.
by Sekai March 12, 2012
by Sweetie Pateetie July 29, 2011
A donkey Dilldoe is a large Dilldoe Often used on women with wide or well-used vagina or to induce intense ( or most likely kinky) pleasure from a woman as either foreplay or when a woman is on her own.
Donkey Dilldoes can also be used during anal, however, usually that is only used for the mans sadistic pleasure.
Donkey Dilldoes can also be used during anal, however, usually that is only used for the mans sadistic pleasure.
"so i was behind her and she was begging for it and i pulls out this Donkey Dilldoe and she starts screaming like a bitch"
"Dude, that girls got a Donkey Dilldoe"
"Dude, that girls got a Donkey Dilldoe"
by BethanyEmoChick November 07, 2008
by kevin apeck August 14, 2006