Cum scar

A rite of passage for the rightful heir to the cum throne it symbolizes the young princes dedication to become emperor of cum the cum scar is only achievable if gallons of cum is poured directly into your open wound causing excruciating agony

I doth protest he nay even has a cum scar let alone royal cum

by JonTronShow Official October 2, 2020

Explosive Cum

Cum that has an explosive effect on woman and objects. Usually explodes on contact.

Girl1: Wow, Look at that guy over there! He looks like he has explosive cum.
Girl2: How do you know?
Girl1: He jizzed into my mouth about a month ago
Girl2: Is that why you were in hospital?
Girl1: Yeah, totally worth it though

by Lolsonpolls May 12, 2014

Cum Show

Event

In a theatrical setting, a stage full of naked men being revealed by an opening red curtain, each of them edging for hours, rush to front stage and climax simultaneously, swinging their cocks while cumming, spraying the audience with cum.

A real fucked up event leaving everyone feeling confused and questioning what actually just happened.

Yeah, I went to the party last night. Things were getting out of hand from the start and before I knew it, I had front row tickets to the worlds greatest Cum Show.

by Rock_Hard November 29, 2021

cum slinger

a guy who throws his cum around

That Jake is a real cum slinger; he was with Janet on Thursday night, then Nancii on Friday, and now Saturday night he's off humping someone's wife while the husband is working nightshift

by Jake March 5, 2004

laser-cum

As the guy ejeaculates he grips his penis head tight making the whole smaller so the pressure shoots a tight rope of semen a long distance

Man I was so horny last night I cranked that laser-cum all over her face...and that was while I was on my knees!

by Sammy Nutt July 4, 2010

Cum Backfire

When in the instance of sexual intercourse, during the backward thrust the penis slips out of the vagina during the peak of ejaculation causing a misfire of semen that spurts onto the male's chest.

My wife laughed at me after my cum backfired on my chest yesterday while having intercourse.

by WakkaWakka101 June 18, 2010

horse cum

Sticky milky residue that can drip, but has been known to violently erupt from a stallion's veiny throbbing cock. It is also word/phrase that can be used to emphasize a particular feeling or emotion. Anger, frustration, or witty humor can all be elaborated with the term horse cum.

Nadsack: "I DIDN'T LEARN ANYTHING IN PHYSICS! IT'S FUCKING HORSE CUM!"
or... "THIS IS A LOAD A HORSE CUM!"
or... "I'D RATHER GARGLE HORSE CUM!"
or... " I love horse cum."

by cockjuggling thundercunt March 23, 2009