Cum Pirate

A male or female member of an orgy who attempts, either by force or coercion, to acquire a disproportionately larger share of semen on their face than their counterparts during a cumshot style ejaculation.
"That little Cum Pirate took it all, and I was looking forward to this all weekend!"
by Icky Ike April 04, 2010
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cum rope

When a guy has long spurts of cum, hence the name cum "rope"
Cum ropes shot out from his dick, they flew across the room.
by olitz March 16, 2015
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cum tunnel

A delightfully descriptive wording for "vagina".
Betty's cum tunnel is a tattered ghost of a once prized poon.
by Nathan Matthews October 24, 2007
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cum slinger

That Jake is a real cum slinger; he was with Janet on Thursday night, then Nancii on Friday, and now Saturday night he's off humping someone's wife while the husband is working nightshift
by Jake March 06, 2004
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laser-cum

As the guy ejeaculates he grips his penis head tight making the whole smaller so the pressure shoots a tight rope of semen a long distance
Man I was so horny last night I cranked that laser-cum all over her face...and that was while I was on my knees!
by Sammy Nutt June 30, 2010
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by I eat poop 69 January 21, 2022
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Cum Backfire

When in the instance of sexual intercourse, during the backward thrust the penis slips out of the vagina during the peak of ejaculation causing a misfire of semen that spurts onto the male's chest.
My wife laughed at me after my cum backfired on my chest yesterday while having intercourse.
by WakkaWakka101 June 17, 2010
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