Creamy Shorts Syndrome typically occurres in a guy that's just past puberty. It's defined as an acute / rapid errectile onset that causes a guy to blow his wad in his pants and walk around school with his books in front of his genitals for the rest of the days. (also referred to as Spontaneous Human Erruption)
God Damn, that blondes playing volleyball has tits the size of a yoga ball! I think I've just had a Creamy Shorts Syndrome. Fuck, I'm outta underwear!
by Iiiieeew Hefner June 23, 2010
Get the Creamy Shorts Syndromemug. President Biden. A derivation of "Ol Blue Eyes" nickname for Frank Sinatra, but given an appropriate description given the Joe Biden's predilection for pedophilia.
Don't ever let your young daughter stand by Ol' Short Eyes for a picture if she ever visits the White House!
by Cuivre2004 July 7, 2022
Get the Ol' Short Eyesmug. Any kind of truck designed for showing off rather than function. Often driven by rednecks who never completed high school. Doesn't matter if it's a $50K F250 or a $200 1984 Chevy Beater with 30 inch tires, as long as it's driven to look tough with out serving any function and guzzling too much gas.
You're jogging down the road, you turn the corner and jump for the bushes because the Redneck Short Bus clipped the corner and almost hit you.
by hHop October 8, 2013
Get the Redneck Short Busmug. A short, beaver looking Bosnian child who likes to be racist and retarded with his friends. He also likes to force dinosaurs to fuck and create horrific, mutation stacked abominations.
by Professional Racist April 4, 2022
Get the Short Bosnian Manmug. A short cutie is someone who is both short and a cutie.. these things may vary between certain people and some certain animals. But, the biggest main definition of this term is someone by the name of bee <33 bee is literally the cutest little shortie on earth >:)
by qq.jxi August 4, 2022
Get the Short cutie <33mug. by Adam Rogers October 18, 2004
Get the skzank shortsmug. a. Matt is a "dumbass," where the word in parentheses is the short-answer
b. solve: 2x=4, "x=2" where the word in parentheses is the short-answer
b. solve: 2x=4, "x=2" where the word in parentheses is the short-answer
by Matt "The Dumbass" Mounts January 18, 2009
Get the Short-Answermug.