The season where a boy in middle school leaves over break with his balls dropped, a deeper voice, an Adam’s apple, and hair in his ass
(This word was created by Mary-Juliana)
(This word was created by Mary-Juliana)
by Maryjuliana September 05, 2022

When a woman is crying while giving a blow job her tears season the penis making is a sesoned blow job
by Bawgg January 14, 2020

The time of year where you do shit that can be seen as risky but also brings short and long term gratification, it’s like if you mixed YOLO with the purge
by StoleHisBrenda26 August 18, 2025

an acquaintance whom you see only about four times a year, typically every three calendar months, even though you generally get along jovially. The lack of more frequent camaraderie can be due to geographic distance, a lack of deeper connection, or as is most often the case - the passage of time in what was once a closer friendship
Yea, I was going to hit the bar with my buddy this Friday. I haven't seen him in months! He's more of a once-a-season friend.
by doolsandtrims December 04, 2010

Mantel Season in a fictional season, created by women, to guilt their husband's into building extra large mantels to decorate. Once the mantel is built, they are extremely over decorated, so the women can flood social media with pictures of their mantels. This causes other women who have guilted their husband's into building expensive, oversized mantels, in the name of "mantel season", to overwhelmingly show support, so they can then guilt their husband's for not showing support for "such an extremely important celebration that they were robbed of up until that point." Mostly celebrated by "Karens," but also celebrated by the "Y" variation as Karyn.
"(Enter any name like 'Chad'), you have robbed our family of the enjoyment of mantel season for too long. I demand you to build one, or I want to talk to a manager."
by Fireplace Expert October 04, 2023

And watch until he becomes a god on February. (Lil nigga season will last until February 1 to September 31)
by Peanutpongbutter January 31, 2021

the opposite of cuffing season. time to dumb, be dumped and throw SALT on all those happy winter relationships
by boobooheeboo November 27, 2016
