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Professional Yard Sale Associate

A term referring to Hispanic women over the age of thirty who spend the weekday gathering a host of useless trinkets and trash from the neighborhood thrift stores, and then selling them in a yard sale on the weekend. These women consider this to be their profession, though not profitable.

Often affected with Troll Syndrome, these women tend to wear extremely inappropriate clothes and can be easily identified by their scowl, and hate for white people.
Why does every house across the railroad tracks have a yard sale EVERY weekend?

Its their job, they are Professional Yard Sale Associates.
by The collectiveish September 7, 2010
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Rune Scape

Rune scape is a highly addictive game that I myself have played and takes place in Old World Europe. The player controls an avatar who gains money, raises skills, fights monsters and other players.
I began playing in 2004 at the begging of my cousin when I was 12. All I remember is that i saw that every one was better and or had better stuff than me, and this drove me crazy for a year I spent doing nothing other than raising skills I remember waking up at 4 am and going to bed at3 because I was playing this game. I got to lvl 70 combat with 3 mill in assets. Then I got hacked and every thing taken I was so depressed I quit at the beginning of my freshman year in high school. However Late my junior year I was bored during thanksgiving break and I played again allot had changed, but it was still addictive as ever all I wanted to do was have the best Armour possible so I could show it off and feel good about myself, Which I did. Then I tried for a skill cape and I got halfway there when I realized WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING! Im spending hours a day doing something I hide from my friends just so that other losers I don't know will praise me, So I stopped seriously playing. I still play sometimes but only if I am really bored and want to play a mini game or hunt someone down in pvp. I can honestly say once and for all I have kicked the addiction, and if you are like me I hope you can wake up and see what really matters and live your life not Jagex'es cause when your,e dead no one will remember your rune scape account.
by Phadodledo July 30, 2009
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scalp

verb - to remove the skin from one's head; see circumcision
The doctor scalped little Billy soon after he was born.
by ToasterParade April 19, 2006
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Hale vs Sale

In opposition to an arguement previously posted on this site, in a war between Sale and Hale, Sale would obviously win, i would first of all like to point out the mistakes in the previous arguement, Alty boys requires 7b's for 6th form. Also, although many people from Hale do attend both Altrincham Grammar schools, so do many sale residents, but the quality of a place cannot be measured by it's youth's academic achievement. Sale kids have way more street smarts than people from Hale, as we know not to go wondering around alone at night chatting up strangers and drinking on the streets, we get fake IDs and go to clubs;).

Hale is a repulsive place where all the poor little rich kids hang out who've got nothing better to do than complain about how they only have one jacuzzi and their parents wont buy them a private plane for christmas.

I should know i go to a school full of kids like this. These people think they're hard if they walk around dressed like chavs carrying plastic guns and they appear to think that the hair so fakely blonde, it's falling out and orange skin with handprints in is attractive; they are SADLY mistaken.

SALEE RULEES :D
Resident of Africa; 'Hey who would win in a Hale vs Sale argument?'
Resident of Australia; 'Sale kids FTW'
by SALE KID October 17, 2010
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Stale

means "Corny" something "not Funny",Wack
Hey guys you heard of "SafeWay" right well what if I called it "DANGEROUS WAY"..lol

Guys:...Stale
by Momado300 June 29, 2009
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garage sale

The act of a skiier wiping out big time. Usually classified by the uncontrolled flailing and loss of poles and skis.
The skiier who thought he was hot shit garage saled big time in the middle of the trail.
by AcR August 29, 2003
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scare-a-nigga

Like a scarecrow, only dressed as a member of the KKK. Often with a speaker shouting vulgar expressions. Not to be confused with a scary-nigga.
Rukus: Robert, I invented this here scare-a-nigga. Check it out.
Scare-a-nigga: Booo! I see you! Get your black monkey ass offa my property! Booo!
by Vikeif January 2, 2007
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