Used as an utterance of frustration. Akin to a curse word, deriving it's meaning from the pun "Son of a beach." Used to replace the phrase "Son of a bitch", as "sands" are the son of the beach.
drop my car keys while fiddling them off the caribener
"SANDS!"
have a bad headache
"SANDS, this hurts"
someone else: "Sands? what are you talking about?"
Me: "you know sands, the son of the beach."
"SANDS!"
have a bad headache
"SANDS, this hurts"
someone else: "Sands? what are you talking about?"
Me: "you know sands, the son of the beach."
by YouCanRunOnForALongTime April 8, 2021
Get the Sandsmug. When a buddy has massive amounts of curve to his dick. So much that you could notice it from afar. This tends to happen from obsessive amounts of yanking your willy with the same hand.
Tilly: “ God damn bruce that’s a hell of a Sand Wedge Wiener ya got going there.”
Bruce: “ Maybe I should try lefty, huh.”
Bruce: “ Maybe I should try lefty, huh.”
by Bananawiener March 29, 2019
Get the Sand Wedge Wienermug. by Sandypi April 8, 2021
Get the sand piemug. Bls is a horibal place to go Matty wright and his crew are based around bls thay normally hang around the coop and if you look at them thay will shank you so if you are passing threw you should speed up cos if not thay will get you and bum you
by Daviduser May 26, 2022
Get the Bolton le sandsmug. by LemmaDonna July 12, 2023
Get the computer sandingmug. A very small piece of rock that multiplies when you look at it. If you go anywhere near it, it will overcome you and you will never be able to get it out of anywhere.
"We were only there for a few minutes, how did it get into our ears?"
"Honey, don't look now, but there's something right behind you..."
"Oh no, is that?"
"NO! NO! GOD NO GET IT OFF OF ME!"
"AUGHGHGHGHGHGHGHMGHMMGFFFMFGHMFGH"
"MMMPH"
Legend says, our beach is haunted. No one who's gone in has ever gone out. My grandma and grandpop went one day, and they were never seen again. Our whole family has stayed away from it, but since we own it there has to be routine inspections. I just hope the legend isn't real, because there's an inspection coming up.
Tonight was a good night for chai. It's my favorite drink, and it helps me calm down before bed. Hopefully I won't have a nightmare tonight, because it's my first day of school tomorrow. They always give us so much work on the first day, so I need to get a good night's rest. I finish my chai and flop into bed, exhausted from school preparations. I grab my phone to see if any of my friends have responded about Friday night. I turn it on, only to be left disappointed. No one has responded.
If you guys like this I'll do a part two for sand!
"Honey, don't look now, but there's something right behind you..."
"Oh no, is that?"
"NO! NO! GOD NO GET IT OFF OF ME!"
"AUGHGHGHGHGHGHGHMGHMMGFFFMFGHMFGH"
"MMMPH"
Legend says, our beach is haunted. No one who's gone in has ever gone out. My grandma and grandpop went one day, and they were never seen again. Our whole family has stayed away from it, but since we own it there has to be routine inspections. I just hope the legend isn't real, because there's an inspection coming up.
Tonight was a good night for chai. It's my favorite drink, and it helps me calm down before bed. Hopefully I won't have a nightmare tonight, because it's my first day of school tomorrow. They always give us so much work on the first day, so I need to get a good night's rest. I finish my chai and flop into bed, exhausted from school preparations. I grab my phone to see if any of my friends have responded about Friday night. I turn it on, only to be left disappointed. No one has responded.
If you guys like this I'll do a part two for sand!
by The queen of England 💀 September 8, 2023
Get the Sandmug. by TheGravelDesign January 5, 2025
Get the Tiger, Sand, and Gravelmug.