Cock sand

When you finish on the bed sheets and it leaves behind crusty cum that is similar to sand.

Hey yo Mike, I forgot to clean up your bed after that party. I hope you don't mind sleeping in my cock sand.

by Dandylion Huffer September 20, 2016

Sand Gravy

When your dog goes to the beach, drinks too much salt water and has watery, projectile diarrhea.

My dog is so stupid, he drank too much sea water and shit sand gravy all over the back of my car on the way home.

by Vashmil March 27, 2015

beef sand

The crusty, gritty residue that makes it's home around the anus's halo.

Cornelius: "Damn man, I've been farting hard all night. I guarantee there is quite an exorbitant amount of beef sand in my dungaroos."

by JuhBustin November 12, 2014

Sand

Abbreviation for suck a n*gga dicc

Stfu bich and go sand

by kantsmashr April 16, 2021

pp sand

the sand that gets stuck in your pp

Order's captain?
Clean out your pp sand
Aye aye!

by skeptical666 January 9, 2020

muscle sand

When you want to type "muscles and" but you type it wrong so it becomes "muscle sand."

User 1: Today at the gym, I worked out my muscle sand abs.
User 2: Muscle sand?
User 1: Oh I meant, muscles and abs
User 2: Don't worry, it happens to the best of us.

by zerosimp6969 June 9, 2021

Sand Candle

A flaky mother fucker

This bloke is such a sand candle.

by Cillabb February 24, 2024