River

A girl who is crazy and wild, yet can be sweet and calm at the same time. She is stubborn, but a total hottie. She has the best eyes and the perfect smile but will never show it. She love the outdoors and just being free.

John: "That girl is so cute but very stubborn, she reminds me of a River"

by Just some random person tbh November 7, 2018

river barge

What some would refer to as a larger lady, not so classy, and may have been in a fist fight or two.

Ex: Pam from Archer, Rosie O'Donnell, Marge Simpson, your mom.

Tyler - "After John's white trash girlfriend got preggers, she got huuuuge."

Kevin - "Yeah man, she turned into a real river barge."

by gentleman774 December 18, 2013

love river

When your face is wet after going down on a girl, and natures lubrication is flowing down your chin.

Her -“That was amazing. Oh my god”
Him- “Well I sure hope so. I nearly drowned in your love river!”

by EtaXi722 June 19, 2018

Rocky River High School

a high school in Rocky River Ohio with cool seniors, fugly freshmen, and a baller football and track team

bro idk wtm is tn so lets just pull up to rocky river high school parking lot and chill there

by Quandale D. May 4, 2022

River

1. A landform with water that flows into a bigger river, a tributary, a lake, or an ocean

The river flowed gently.

by Garnold5808 June 25, 2025

Yorkshire special with the River Thames

Two asswholes putting barbecue sauce and water on you.

“Watch out bruv! Before I give you the Yorkshire special with the River Thames mate!”

by IspawnedinBlue January 10, 2024

River Jackson

River Jackson: He has a very Scientific mind from a young age, with philosophy and internet in nature in the world. A powerful Libra soul and especially confident person on the outside but busy and noisy on the inside.

He is a girl catcher and booty grabber, huge math guy and journalling lover, people bully him but learn they were wrong all along.

The best type of person to learn wisdom from.

That guy: River Jackson
"He's such a crazy cool character"

"I know he's so smart and hot"

by Jibbyblooblehotmath November 23, 2021