Serbian random

In serbia you live under random circumstances. Sometimes, all you need is 5 minutes to complete a doctor check, sometimes you will wait agonizing 5 hours just to get in line. Sometimes you'll get lucky and get all the papers from state institution in a flash without any additional trips to other institutions, while your neighbor under SAME circumstances will have to do a bunch of trips getting some bullshit papers just to get an approval to get the papers for which he has to wait a few days to get them done.

- Hey, I just finnished the check-up at the office.
- Are you kidding me? I'm still waiting in line for the approval!
- But we gathered the required documents together? What the fuck man?
- Fucking serbian random!

by Gormit November 20, 2024

Dirt random

Someone you've never heard of, see before, or know.

Hey, do you know who that guy is?

No, that's a dirt random.

by Ricardo357 July 26, 2024

Mint cat of randomness

(Noun)

The flying mint cat of randomness is a ancient cat that will grant you one wish and you can teleport to one show or anime

"Have you heard about the Flying Mint Cat of Randomness I heard it lives in you closet"~random person

by Firewolf 360 March 25, 2016

A word that is random

It means a random wod with is more randum that randome. SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMME. You've get eat it u got eat.

same

Feet are so A word that is random.
I know right a can't believe how A word that is random thy are.
bro I cant believe those shoes are so insanely A word that is random.
Same.

by unavailable is unavailable November 26, 2020

when your window randomly closes

Uh

guy: just trying to search def on urban dictionary
computer: when your window randomly closes
guy: GOD DAMMIT

by someone else thats not u February 11, 2021

Life Is Random

That one phrase you use when the weirdest, strangest, most random out of nowhere thing happens.

“Hi, so guess what, I was taking my cat for a walk-“
“People walk their cats?”
“Your getting distracted, lemme talk. Anyway, i was walking my cat, and there was this cucumber just sitting right in the middle of the sidewalk!”
“You called me up just ti tell me that?”
“What can i say, life is random.

by DakotaJ May 19, 2021

Edgy_boi_And_A_Random_Human

A Very E P I C and cool gamejolter
yeah very cool dukem nukem

Edgy_boi_And_A_Random_Human is very epic

by Burger7987 August 7, 2021