put the fucking lotion in the basket

A slightly aggressive way of telling somebody to put lotion in a basket

Buffalo Bill: It places the lotion in the basket
Catherine: I wanna see my mommy. Please no...
Buffalo Bill: PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!

by jessbrown February 24, 2021

putting me through the Trump

when a person tells you obvious lies, and will cite very spurious sources to support their claims. Often brought by loose anecdotal evidence.

Don: "The sound from windmills causes cancer."
Bob: "Name one doctor who will corroborate that statement."
Don: "All the doctors will tell you the same thing. Everybody knows it."
Bob: "You're putting me through the Trump."
Don: "I heard of one librarian's mother whose hairdresser had a nephew who got cancer from a windmill. It's so true."

by ZombieZero99 August 28, 2022

Put the meat back in the mixture

What girl says when she is ready for the next sausage in a gangbang

Her- "put the meat back in the mixture"

by Fearinc April 2, 2019

Putting someone in third gear

When you take a man by a sack and use it like you would a car shifter.

I’m putting someone in third gear because they stole my car

by Bigger men than yours April 11, 2022

Putting Sauce on my Nachos

When you are taking a shit then decide to masturbate, then cover the fresh laden shit with your own semen.

"Dude wtf took you so long in the bathroom?"

"Sorry man i was just putting sauce on my nachos."

by denseb0nerforest February 5, 2018

Put my foot in the custard

Walking in on people having sex.

I went into my parents room and put my foot in the custard

by Ansaru September 26, 2012

Put my nose up in it

A term used by southern gentlemen to describe the action they do when sniffing through a diamond. Usually followed up by forming a diamond shape with your fingers and acting out the sniff.

Im gonna eat cheerios out her butt and "put my nose up in it"

by bizdev6969 May 5, 2021