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person 1: *shows nipples*
person 2: omg
person 1: I bet this put a piñata in your closet {laugh track}
person 2: omg
person 1: I bet this put a piñata in your closet {laugh track}
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Someone who is unwelcome, free loads, walks around naked and eating all your food, putting his dick in the fridge
"Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge"
Whose this guy who thinks he's welcome enough to do something like walking around naked eating all your food.
Similar to "so you think you're better than me"
Someone who is unwelcome, free loads, walks around naked and eating all your food, putting his dick in the fridge
"Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge"
Whose this guy who thinks he's welcome enough to do something like walking around naked eating all your food.
Similar to "so you think you're better than me"
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Don: "The sound from windmills causes cancer."
Bob: "Name one doctor who will corroborate that statement."
Don: "All the doctors will tell you the same thing. Everybody knows it."
Bob: "You're putting me through the Trump."
Don: "I heard of one librarian's mother whose hairdresser had a nephew who got cancer from a windmill. It's so true."
Bob: "Name one doctor who will corroborate that statement."
Don: "All the doctors will tell you the same thing. Everybody knows it."
Bob: "You're putting me through the Trump."
Don: "I heard of one librarian's mother whose hairdresser had a nephew who got cancer from a windmill. It's so true."
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