ear poker

Someone who sneaks behind and pokes someone in the ear so hard they leak banana nut pudding from all orifices.

Gary: That damn ear poker got me good!! I didn't have enough paper towels to clean up. It was pretty embarrassing.

Tom: dang man that so suck

by PapaDroe February 7, 2018

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Commie Poker

A form of poker tournament made of several short games. At the end of each game, chips are converted to points and added to the player's tally. At the start of each new game, chips are redistributed equally among the players (wealth redistribution). At the end of the tournament, the player with the most points is the winner.

I'm playing in the Commie Poker Tournament at the rec center Saturday.

by Definosaur May 20, 2018

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big pooer

Someone that is really really EVIL and probably bullies people.

Nicole is such a big pooer, and she hits people.
Yeah, Nicole. You're a BIG POOER!

by LifelikeV May 26, 2018

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meme-pooper

Someone who analyzes the fuck out of a meme that is meant to be funny. Lighten up. Roll with it.

Dude, don't be a meme-pooper. It's just a meme. It's meant to be funny. Stop analyzing the fuck out of it. 30 people liked it, yet here you are making an issue out of it.

by Mr. Creston June 5, 2018

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patriot pooper

A person or group of people who are determined to close every bathroom at North Warren Regional High-School. To do this they deficate as much as possible into the bathroom toilets, after clogging them.If the perpetrators are super determined they will use the walls.

Alex: "Hey I clogged the toilet, I'm the patriot pooper"
Jeff: "Oh that's great I love running across the school to the only open bathroom"

by TrashManv33 June 15, 2018

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