Beach Pants

Noun. Pants to be worn in warm climates without material from the knee down. Synonym: Shorts

1) Hey Gord, I like your new beach pants!

2) Gracious it's a mighty fine day for beach pants.

by thefatfriends May 9, 2012

Mr. Pants

A common term used for pulling the hood of someones sweater over their head.

It's Mr. Pants!

by ThatGuyWithoutTheGlasses March 13, 2011

j pants

Welfare slang for "jogging pants", a comfortable cotton garment typically worn by athletes and degenerates.

"What are you wearing, you look like an asshole!"
"I'm wearin' ma bes' j pants!"

by essboyer August 18, 2011

Hooker Pants

Having pants of a hookerish nature.

Jen got a pair of new hooker pants. She looks mighty hookerish.

by Popsp24 September 8, 2011

white-pants

A pair of slacks colored white.

Jeez, Josiah's wearing his white-pants again!

by Randi March 28, 2004

Girl Pants

When emo kids wear their mother's pants and consider it to be a fashionable thing to do. This is also common among guidos and other stylish ethnic kids. Don't be fooled, there are consequences to wearing girl pants since the balls are restricted and may lead to infertility.

T probably doesn't want to have kids if he's wearing those girl pants.

by plumpkin October 1, 2005

happy pants

when ones pants are stretched out due to penis elongation

When eric middleman sees a young child covered in spoiled milk

by Boys October 17, 2003