Walker County Cannoli

A penis wrapped in a pancake with whipped cream. Usually eaten after dinner as a sweet treat.

Brittany ate a walker county cannoli after dinner, she just needed something sweet.

by Lairdman February 02, 2023

Rowan county wedding reception

A private ceremony where participants usually cousins close relatives after a Rowan county wedding have sex with the bride to conceive a inbred child

Why wasn’t I invited to the wedding reception….. well it wasn’t a normal wedding reception it was a Rowan county wedding reception you have to be a close relative to be invited

by ChuckZilla78 March 18, 2024

Carter county mating call

When you pull your bottle of narcotics from your pocket and give it a lil shaky shake!

"Damn bro, I dropped my bottle of Suboxone! It sounded just like the Carter County mating call!"

"I refilled my Xanax today and the bag caught a lil wind and I had a bitch in my back seat talking bout child support or something, that bitch musta heard the wind blow my bottle of zannies! That fucking Carter county mating call!

by TychelleMoffitt1999 May 10, 2023

Greene County Diet

To lose weight by smoking or doing meth, Greene County arkansas is known for excessive meth usage by its residents

She has lost alot of weight. Yes shes been on drugs lately, shes on that Greene county diet

by Tanchevy3762 December 30, 2023

Bates County Sweet Ice Tea

When you're feeling low and you're from bates county Missouri all you would do is simply get some jack daniels from the local casey's, add some of your local meth and put into a cup, and finally for the sugar you add a lot of cocaine for that extra boost.

"Man that Bates County Sweet Ice Tea kept me awake for a week straight!" or "Bro let over dose on that Bates County Sweet Iced Tea, heard it's the strongest stuff around!"

by K12 FR0ST October 31, 2020

Suwannee county fl

A county located in north east central florida,were the county is full of tweakers,whores,and fuckboys who sit in the walmart or publix parking lot trying to impress the local whores by reving there engine or blaring shitty music and to worried about what there truck looks like than getting out of mommy and daddys house,it a place were you can find alot of spoiled kids and adults who had daddys money all there life

Person:im from suwannee county fl
Me:so you a pos or a meth head?

by Some_fucker23 March 31, 2022

caldwell county coleslaw

When your wife gives you a blow job but before she swallows she gives your brother a hickey.

"She must have performed the Caldwell County Coleslaw, because he gave his brother his wife and the double wide to go with her"

by dirtydavis November 09, 2021