german

german is someone that’s very emo and doesn’t like showing their eyes and plays minecraft and roblox all day

dude : omg is that german
girl : yes he’s so emo

by hello28462926 November 23, 2021

german

A country that sucks

It sucks bad country german. (Example: They suck at Discord)

by Jue Meme55 November 9, 2020

German Things

When a girl tells you she wants to do German Things; You should fill up before your date, as it involves poop play

Slutty Quagmire :Big Pete, Help!
She wants to German Things, GERMAN THINGS!
Big Pete: What? No! He hasn't eaten anything in days! It's not going to work!

by Quagmire Apprentice December 12, 2024

german weird

There's getting weird, then there's getting German weird. It's a whole new level of kinky.

If your girl asks to get German weird don't be surprised if you get a feather duster in your ass.

by Danabolic December 27, 2016

German Microwave

A sexual act involving three nurses, two-three pitchforks, and a pack of Double A Batteries

Hans: Hey Greta, how are you feeling from last night?

Greta: I can barely move mein legs, all the blood I lost... Otto gave me a German Microwave.

by Christoph6969 December 3, 2017

German spark plug

The act of pulling your penis out of a girls butthole while she farts out your sperm

“Yea I just gave Linda German spark plug

by Kyle hutch July 9, 2025

german brainrot

randomized chaos with animals and strange stuff

example of german brainrot:
random pigeon: hast du meine kiste mit drehtischen gesehen?
mr krabs: nein

by ali._ January 19, 2025