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Johnny

Johnny is usually super tall and loves baseball. He is normally shy at first but when you get to know him he is really silly and fun. He loves to eat and hang out with friends.
Damn, Johnny is so hot.
by whoelseisdoingyourmom October 11, 2021
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Bling Johnny

Bling Johnny is God. Bling Johnny is life. Bling Johnny is life.
Person 1: EYO IS THAT BLING JOHNNY!?

Person 2: IT IS

Person 1: *dies because of holy bling*
by Iron taste like blood September 3, 2021
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Johnny

Johnny has two definition 1. A sticky , slimy substance that stick in your panties or boxers also known as “ poop “ 2. A deadly disease that can crawl up your nose once it is sniffed.
1. “ dudes I’ll be right back I think just Johnny’d my self “ 2. “ this patient might not make it due to the johnny disease
by James Trevor September 23, 2022
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Chest Johnnies

Long, droopy, withered, wrinkly breasts that hang down flat on a woman's chest, looking like a pair of used johnnies (condoms).
"Man, I walked in on mother-in-law while she was getting dressed."

"Hey, did you see her tits?"

"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."
by walkin-dead December 4, 2011
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Johnny

Oh yes johnny” says mom
by MR GUY iS hErE April 29, 2022
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johnny

have you got a johnny im not going in there bare back.
by johnny eater November 24, 2022
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Fuckin johnny

A blue eyed, kind on the inside dink on the outside Johnny. He has big ears and a reseeding hairline but the cutest most innocent face (he's never innocent) he thinks he's always right and never admits his faults. He's mostly talented at everything he does (super annoying) he's super lovable but you want to hate him at the same time.
He fucked one of your best friends? Oh thats definitely something fuckin johnny would do
by Sagingonelifeatatime June 19, 2021
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