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Engineer Johnny

When something engineered is so stupid, it doesn't make sense
Only Engineer Johnny could make something So stupid
by bsk$$$ December 2, 2020
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Johnny

A Grown Man who Grinds 24/7/365 for success. He is the Rizz man, Rich, Perfect Body Built, More Sociable then any Celebrity/person on earth, but also a silent calm person. He masters any skill, He’s gentle hearted to nature & Homeless People by giving them cash. He gets A+ grades in all courses in his education Engineering.
Johnny is Different, Every female love talking to him, they can talk to him all day long & on.
by Unknown8244 August 9, 2023
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Johnny wants the jet

When someone gives you a lowball offer for something, but you want it all.
Pepsi: "We offer you 1 million dollars to settle this case."

Me: "Johnny wants the jet."

Pepsi: "*Sigh*, alright"
by Tash_Fin November 25, 2022
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Johnny

Johnny is really cool and gets all the hoes
Tryna get like Johnny one day
by Johnny Johnnie July 5, 2023
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Johnny Rotten

An absolute Mad Lad, the lead singer of the fantastic punk rock band The Sex Pistols, an anarchist,he believes that you shouldn't care what people think about you, because you're not doing it for them.
Me: Have you ever heard of Johnny Rotten?
You:Hell yeah!
by The real Sid Vicious November 29, 2019
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Johnny-Cum-Lately

A person who has recently jumped on the bandwagon of jerking off to a particular type of pornography. Derived from a copypasta revolving around size-porn.

Listen here fucker.
I have been jerking off exclusively to size content since I was 11. Twice a day, every day, for the past 16 years, I have scoured the internet for every single piece of Giantess, Shrinking, Macrophilia, every fetish and subfetish contained within. All of it.
There was a point up until the pandemic in 2020 when I literally had seen and read every single piece of content concerning big women.
Don't you fucking sit there and tell me "you've never been this horny for Galactus" before you piece of shit. Her name is GALACTA, and YES, I have known about her. I have always known about her. She was my most niche waifu, my prized possession. There were EXACTLY SIX PIECES OF FANART dedicated to this character prior to 2024.
Now she is a global phenomenon. I could not be more proud or happy. However I will fucking kill you if you try and tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.
However I will fucking kill you if you try and tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.
by ButOneOfMyManyFaces February 12, 2025
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johnny McGross

The type of person that can make a crowd bust out in an uncontrollable laugh, and one tbat can drink pitchers of beer or captain morgan for days on end and loves to flick a dames beans,, also honest and a good hearted chap ,, but has a hard time sniffing coke off strippers asses at times
by Greaser 21 February 2, 2021
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