Mullbags Day

National drinking holiday in commemoration of A.T Mullbags The First may she live long & prosper) passing of exams and driving test. Participants of this festival commemorate the day by drinking excessively, shifting one another and falling into a nice comatosed sleep.

"I consumed so many beverages on Mullbags Day"

"Dude, I love Mullbags Day. Here, smell my fingers."

"Dude, I can't remember a thing of Mullbags Day!"
"Brah, you're not supposed to, it was Mullbags Day!"

by ClungieMama6969 January 23, 2013

Mullfit

A person that dresses business up top and party down below.

Dress shirt and camouflage pants. Nice mullfit Jeff, way to tie it together.

by Stollin April 10, 2013

mullet festival

A festival or gathering of the humble mullet-sporting humans of this world.

Dave recently decided to get a mullet so he could attend the annual Toronto Mullet Festival

by Le Driver March 4, 2014

Mullet

An amazing hairstyle invented by HOCKEY PLAYERS. The hairstyle was short in the front, and long in the back. (Business in the front, Party in the back) Mario Lemieux (Mayr-i-o Lehm-euh) rocked it.

Duuuuuuude, that mullet is old school!

by floooooow February 8, 2015

mullet skirt

Those trendy "high-low" skirts that girls seem to love, but they actually just look like mullets.

"Did you see that cute skirt that Trina was wearing that was short in front and long in the back?"
"Yes I did. It's a mullet skirt."

by mollyfigjam July 29, 2014

mullet chicken

When two or more dudes compete to see how long they are willing to grow mullets until only one is left standing.

We played mullet chicken until only Jerry was left. He won 50 bucks but was it worth it?

by duudebra August 9, 2015

Mulling

The act of doing nothing and avoiding all natural lighting and being content with it. Basically being a piece of shit all day.

We are hardcore mulling today

by Your dad August 25, 2015