Morning!

When greeting people, saying morning is an alternative way of saying "hello", at any time of day.

*Harry walks into the Spice Fusion* Glen Barlow: "Morning!"

by Kingy123572 June 16, 2018

gravy will be thin in the morning

you're in trouble

if you don't straighten up your gravy will be thin in the morning

by Words r' Me November 7, 2013

morning

Period of the day that goes from 6:00 am to 11:59 am.

Morning.

by Çyçyryany April 21, 2025

Morning Dew

When a woman wakes up horny and wet in the morning.

She dreamed of making love to her lover and woke up with morning dew.

by Hannah from phrendly November 16, 2023

Morning Pushups

The act of masturbation in the morning.

I heard Frank doing morning pushups through the wall yesterday.

by reapercrew14 January 30, 2014

Early morning riser

A person who wakes up early in the morning. The title of a Pure Prairie League song from 1972.

I think that one of the keys to my success is that I am an early morning riser. Because of this, I tend to associate mostly with other early morning risers. We drink coffee together.

by Big poppa 62353456 December 2, 2016

morning wood

What Pinocchio no longer had to contend with after becoming a real boy.

Actually, it would likely have been da other way around --- having no flesh or blood, everyone's favorite puppet most likely could not have gotten a hard-on even if he'd wanted one, plus da elderly carver Geppetto very likely didn't even give Pinocchio a "woodpecker" in da first place. After he became a real boy and was overjoyed to be able to wake up and see his own supple flesh instead of just dense dry tree-fiber, however, he would have also gained all of his "normal male human" bodily organs, and so he might indeed have had to deal with embarrassing "morning wood", especially in a few years when he became a teenager.

by QuacksO February 19, 2023