washing machine all star 

when a girl meets a guy for the first time and goes to 2nd base and its all good until he looks at his hand and finds blood on it.
this is all happening while the girl is perched on a washing machine that is on HIGH SPEED and vibrating

ahh im so dizzy from making out onthat washing machine

girl your a washing machine all star

washing machine all star by buttcheek123 May 12, 2009

ownage machine 

This term resembles the idea of never giving up. It has spawned from MMORPG's and used in the sense of being the greatest of the great. An ownage machine is someone who doesnt let anyone stop them, and continues to do their best at all times--kicking ass and taking names in the free time.

Most common use: I'm an ownage machine.

Applicable: That tank is taking mad hits, what an ownage machine.

ownage machine by beatbop July 8, 2009

Poop Machine 

The thing you use if you "poop" on someone. Used mostly in video game references.

Teammate-"Someone better get the POOP MACHINE out cause you just got pooped on!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Other team-"STFU.... *rage quit*

Poop Machine by Ohiostate81 October 21, 2010

Nasty Machine

The UMP45 found in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. It is commonly used by the GTLM clan to completely destroy all other teams in ANY game type.

Wow, those GTLM guys really kicked our asses with the Nasty Machine.

Nasty Machine by Ultranasty850 October 28, 2010

dudebro machine 

Video game console made by either Sony or Microsoft since or after the FPS (first person shooter) game genre first became popular.

He thinks he is a mature gamer because he only plays games on his his dudebro machine PS4.

dudebro machine by neoncp20 June 13, 2014

homework machine

A book written by Dan gutman about some friends named Snik,Brenton,Kelsey,Judy were they make a homework machine

Kid did you read homework machine
2nd kid yeah its a good book

homework machine by Crazydude101johncena December 8, 2016

jewish machine 

The perpetual motion of the elite class fucking over the middle and lower class.

Friend: The government just made taxes lower on the rich and higher on all of us.

Me: That's the jewish machine for you.

jewish machine by Alfred Hithcock August 12, 2017