brother in law

Your wife's loser brother. Has tons of good ideas but needs to "borrow" a thousand dollars to get started.

He's an expert at everything futile, worthless and unprofitable.

He talks constantly.

Oh honey, I had to write Trent a check today, he is starting a business cleaning bicycles for the Salvation Army, he's going to make it big this time! We have to dear, you worked overtime for a month and he's your brother in law. Don't you love me?

by Phd2x July 18, 2010

pimp law

A code of conduct, rules and self governing laws that pimps abid by when working their trade. These laws are mostly used to keep their bitches in line and keep the johns from getting freebies. Infrations of a pimp law range from pistol whipping and pimp slaps to their hos that hold back money to cutting and killing johns that mess with their bitches or refuse to pay for services rendered. It's hard out there for a pimp.

Nigga bitch! Yous holdin' back mony be a violation of da pimp law and I need to get retro on yo' ass!

by Defcon 4 and waiting June 4, 2010

murphy's law

Murphy's Law

Any bad shit that seems to want to happen will happen no matter what the fuck you do about it! I beleive that the problem gods are a result of this.

Example of Murphy's Law

"If you piss off the problem gods......
Well dont piss off the problem gods."

by Richard Porter September 25, 2006

murphy's law

The law that Eddie Murphy will never again be funny until he goes back to Saturday Night Live. The good one, from the nineties. Start working on that time machine, Mr. Ed.

MR. ROBINSON'S NEIGHBORHOOD
"I spent the day/ making a friend/ for life/ too bad/ i was making it with/ the land lord's wife

Others:

WHITE LIKE ME
BUCKWHEAT SINGS
BUCKWHEAT GETS SHOT
BUCKWHEAT DIES

by Radioman December 2, 2003

Buddy in-law

A friend of a friend of yours. Someone you have yet to meet, but is friends with your friend. Someone you share a mutual friend with. Someone you share a mutual buddy with.

Oh your friends with (insert mutual friends name)? That makes us buddy in-laws!

by brubble November 13, 2011

wife-in-law

The term for other prostitutes in a pimp's stable.

As Woman A and Woman B both worked for the same pimp, Woman A called Woman B her wife-in-law

by support safe harbor laws July 14, 2011

man-in-law

Someone you girlfriend/wife used to date and she may or may not still have feelings for

Tom: I caught up with John yesterday
Jim: Ha! You mean you man-in-law...remember your wife Jackie used to date him for a while before you
Tom: Shit.. no wonder we never became friends

by Ninety-five August 27, 2010