An atypical blotter of really good LSD (taken in sublingual fashion); pristine and delicate yet iridescently powerful is it's gravity to take on the machinations of the mind and surroundings ad infinitum and channel it into a force to be reckoned with by which opening up a portal to the forbidden garden to those that would partake in it's fruits of sunshine, wisdom, eternity and also lastly it being a most comforting sanctuary of insanity safe from the world for those that would like to take a vacation from eternal struggle and thus temporarily and essentially rid the user in life that takes such a key of the "brand of sacrifice" much like the protagonist character Guts in the anime and or manga series' Berserk, etc. whom bears it. There's usually a forecast for an electric blizzard of bubbles no less upon taking a portal key in the right setting; as per usual with such with a setting dependent key to other worlds much like the comforting magical insanity of the video game series Kingdom Hearts with the keyblade and hearts and whatever Kingdom hearts actually is. WTF is Kingdom Hearts anyway?! Anyways; portal keys.
Side effects: seeing colors and or visual disturbances that are dose and or setting dependent, experiencing real sunshine inside oneself, obtaining forbidden wisdom, experiencing eternity and or an absence of time present as a concept, feeling a logical and or an unknown feeling yet comforting insanity dependent on the experience of the portal key wielder, etc.
Side effects: seeing colors and or visual disturbances that are dose and or setting dependent, experiencing real sunshine inside oneself, obtaining forbidden wisdom, experiencing eternity and or an absence of time present as a concept, feeling a logical and or an unknown feeling yet comforting insanity dependent on the experience of the portal key wielder, etc.
James: Hey Randy! We hold the power of Gods! Randy: I know man; these portal keys opened a portal to Nosgoth for us lil' vampires once more. Muahaha.
by Arcana_Cat December 13, 2023
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Teacher: You got an F- on a test worth 75% of your grade. You'll have to retake this class.
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Teacher: Oh my garlic! It turns out you are very intelligent and witty! Forget about your F-, here's an A+.
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Get the Keys without the E mug.The phrase 'low-key' is used in many different ways. The first way to use it is when describing something that isn't obvious. The second way is when using something you are shy of, I guess? 3rd thing is that this phrase is hypothetically a CRAZE. This phrase can be put in front of ANYTHING and make sense. LITERALLY ANYTHING.
1. "Hey, Serena. Who's your favorite artist?"
"Low-key? Pablo Picasso."
2. "Girl, who do you have a crush on? Spill!"
"Low-key...James!"
3. "Did you do homework?"
"Low-key no."
"Low-key? Pablo Picasso."
2. "Girl, who do you have a crush on? Spill!"
"Low-key...James!"
3. "Did you do homework?"
"Low-key no."
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An uncommon nickname for those with uncommon traits. Keys is a helpful person, although self-conscious at times, they enjoy whatever small friend group they have scrapped together. Keys often get random obsessions with random things (such as the 'Everything is Awesome' song). Keys also enjoys their alone time.
by Harpii July 18, 2023
Get the Keys mug.Another way of saying , ‘There’s someone for everyone’; The key referring to the male genitalia and the hole referring to the female
‘Who the hell wants that?’
‘Well you know what they say, there’s a key for every hole… and some holes have a lot of keys.’
‘Well you know what they say, there’s a key for every hole… and some holes have a lot of keys.’
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