cheek wreckoning

A multi-use phrase that can express good sex, injury, or humiliation.

Ah dude I gave her a real good cheek wreckoning last night.

Did you see that biker get hit by a car? He got his cheeks wreckoned!

by thecheekwreckoner November 04, 2020

Darren's left cheek

Darren's left cheek is an attention-seeking edgelord that is emo

Jack: Man, I hate life, I want to be edgy and cool
Lucas: You sound like Darren's left cheek rn

by kaden's daddy June 21, 2022

bong cheeks

A persons cheeks that are sunkin in due to excessive marijuana use

You really need to stop smoking man you got some serious bong cheeks goin on there!

by undar8d January 31, 2018

Cheek Chompin

When you bit your cheek hard, which leads to it swelling up. Then, because it swells, you bite it more and it swells more and takes weeks to go away.

Dude, I was cheek chompin all last night.

Ugh, I just bit my cheek. Now I'm gonna be cheek chompin all day!

by effing-awesome May 18, 2010

cheek air

The extra oxygen stored in your cheeks while holding your breath.

“You can only hold your breath for 30 seconds? Have you tried using cheek air?”

by boiii February 28, 2019

Cheek beater

One who beats cheeks

My homie a hoe! A real cheek beater out here!

by Texasabear January 04, 2021

middle cheek leak

A atrocious fart that comes out your buttox between your right and left booty cheeks. To prevent sound you lean forward and shove your buttox backward, then sit as fast as you can, flat, to prevent a really ear-rippling sound that your comrades will hear.

Johnny hit a middle cheek leak in the middle of class and his ass cheeks wobbled back and forth.

The whole class turned to Johnny cause he forgot to sit down fast, and everyone heard and smelt his atrocious fart.

"Yo, Johnny just hit a middle cheek leak"

by Ghostluvr December 08, 2022