spud on her finger

wedding ring

john looked carefully for a spud on her finger

she had a spud on her finger...too bad, thought dave! lucky guy!

by michael foolsley January 5, 2010

surf her internet

A metaphor for the act of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman.

Ken went round to Barbies place to "surf her internet".

by james October 29, 2003

Gave her the boot

break up with her/him

She kept busting my balls, so I gave her the boot! She was all about the drama, so I gave her the boot!

by tvbadguy April 5, 2010

Pee In Her Butt

An exlamation said when you see a very hot girl, or your friend's slammin' sister

dude, i wanna pee in your sister's butt so bad! she is slammin'!

by VanMan423 July 10, 2003

she offered her honor, he honored her offer

a women offers her virginity to be taken and he accepts

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer..and all night long it was honor, offer, honor, offer.

by busybusybusybusy May 24, 2009

watch her back

she's gonna get beat the fuck up

u better watch ur back before i beat u

by ~*~Lil J~*~ April 9, 2005

Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states

It first appeared in the movie "Horrible Bosses." It basically just means your gunna bend that bitch over and stick it in her and show her who's boss.

Chandler: "Hey bro are you gunna get with her tonight?"
Jake: "Hell yeah bro Imma make sure she's sore tomorrow. I'm gunna bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states."
Chandler: "Thatta boy"

by ONEohTWO January 10, 2012